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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 09:58 PM Original message |
How come Superman never has bugs in his teeth? |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
1. He doesn't smile when he flies. |
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Fuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 10:05 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. True. What does Superman have to smile about anyway? |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
2. Because he is Superman.... |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 10:08 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. So he does a bug version of a deer whistle when he flies? |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 10:11 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Yup |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
5. Cuz he flies with his mouth wide open |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
6. He Doesn't Have Teeth? |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 10:25 PM Response to Original message |
8. Because he flies at the precise speed and with his hands in the correct position |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 10:30 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Maybe he could tune it to make music |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-09-06 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
10. The chickenshit has a windshield on his rice burner. |
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vixengrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
11. He flies above the bugs-- |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 01:53 AM Response to Original message |
12. In all seriousness... |
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BlueStorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 01:56 AM Response to Original message |
13. Another question would be how come Superman's face |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 01:58 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Because he has a high density |
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BlueStorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 02:04 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Ooooooohhhhhh ooookkkaayyyy |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 02:07 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Not sure about them, I'm not an Xmen expert...:) |
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BlueStorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 02:20 AM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Love Storm |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 04:11 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Bugs don't fly around storms and |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 05:35 PM Response to Reply #13 |
26. Because of his super facial muscles, silly |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 02:02 AM Response to Original message |
15. The funniest thing about George Reeves as Superman: |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 02:08 AM Response to Original message |
18. Because, like the elephants, bugs respect him... |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 02:09 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. ........ |
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Spider Jerusalem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 04:33 AM Response to Original message |
22. Because he's flying so fast that they're burned up by the friction. |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 04:34 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Or disintegrate in impact |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 06:18 AM Response to Original message |
24. Because he flies ultrasonic and is super cavitating. Although |
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thefool_wa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
25. I 'm thinking: the Man of Steel |
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