The Ultimate Female Joke

[Haole Girl]

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love
it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.).

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,
that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one
condition."

(There are always conditions!)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."

(Controlling, huh?). The woman considered his proposition for a
moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed
into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into
his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said . . . .
"Clean my house." (YOU GO GIRL!!!)

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

1. Bwaaaahaaaaa!

clean my house

that's pretty good KC2

[Haole Girl]

3. A friend of mine at work sent it to me yesterday

I'm still laughing about it.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

2. I never knew it was called 'house' before...

:yoiks:

[Haole Girl]

4. tsk-tsk

:spank:

[NewJeffCT]

5. I think that is a variant of a Henny Youngman joke

Only, it was a gorgeous "escort" who announced she would do anything for any one guy in the room for free - when she picks out the guy, she goes up to him and asks him what he wants her to do, and he says "paint my house"

[Haole Girl]

6. Well, that one is funny too.

But, of course, I like my version better! :-)