Would you be flattered or insulted if you were offered money to do the deed?

[ohiosmith]

[BarenakedLady]

How much are you offering me?

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

52. Wow, no offers...that so...

entirely not surprising.

[Phillycat]

1. How much money?

$20 is insulting, but a million means I'm Demi Moore.

[eyesroll]

6. I never saw the movie...but I remember my normally prudish mom wondering exactly

what the moral dilemma was.

Everyone has their price, I guess. :D

[Phillycat]

11. Exactly. It's a MILLION FREAKIN' DOLLARS.

Lie back and think of England. Your life is about to become much, much easier.

[anarch]

59. that movie pisses me off to no end

also, as a guy, I think I'd be pretty flattered, even with the $20...I still wouldn't do it, but I'd be flattered.

[SteppingRazor]

61. Exactly n/t

[plcdude]

2. what

deed?

[ohiosmith]

4. "THE DEED" dude.

[plcdude]

9. there are

many deeds, can you be more specific grasshopper?

[ohiosmith]

10. Yes. Yes I can. But, I won't!

[plcdude]

12. then

you have your answer.

[AlCzervik]

3. depending on who asks it might be a freebie.

just saying.
:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. outside main bldg at NYU, i was often approached to do 15 mins of work for $1000

i think it happened to a bunch of female students...

i wasnt so much insulted as annoyed.

leave me alone. i am just enjoying my cig between classes/

[miss_american_pie]

7. I think

I'd be happy to be the askee and not the asker. ;)

[RetroLounge]

15. You could pay me in cookies...

:hi:

RL

[miss_american_pie]

20. Does that make you

cheap or easy? ;)

[RetroLounge]

24. Neither, just a conniseur of good baking

and hot women...

:9

RL

p.s. Okay, I'm easy, we all know that...

[billyskank]

33. ...

How much? :D

[miss_american_pie]

44. Bwahahahaha

How much have you got? ;)

[billyskank]

45. *checks*

*rummage*

Twenty-three pounds and sixpence. Oh, but I need £2 to pay the milkman. I've got £21.06, then. That's about $41. Will that do?

:D

[rug]

46. Save a shilling for bread.

[miss_american_pie]

48. Sweetie

That might get you dinner. :D

[billyskank]

55. Clearly pie is out of my range

;)

[miss_american_pie]

56. Nah

Pie's just not for sale. :D

[billyskank]

57. Forbidden pie is the best kind

:D

[reyd reid reed]

8. I think I'd be offended...

no, I know I would be. I mean, if it was something I wanted then money wouldn't enter into it. If it was something I didn't want to do, then no amount of money would change that.

:shrug:

[idgiehkt]

47. no amount?

I'd take a couple hundred grand, I think.... :shrug:

just prolly 'cause I never got paid before.

[Left Is Write]

53. The offense is in the suggestion/assumption that the person is for sale.

No amount of money could erase that offense for me, and I suspect that is idgie's reason also.

[jobycom]

13. I'm a guy. I'd post the video in my sig line. nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. Extremely flattered.

And a little bit confused.

:D

[Deja Q]

16. I'll let you know.

Dunno how good a house builder I am, but I'd put every genuine effort into it. :D

[MrCoffee]

17. sold.

[taterguy]

18. Yes

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. "We've already determined what kind of woman you are; now we're just

haggling over the price"

[Crazy Dave]

21. If someone says "yes" they would for a million dollars...

...then ask them if you can have just ten dollars worth.

[crim son]

22. Not flattered, nor insulted either.

I think I'd rather work at WalMart, though.

[Left Is Write]

23. I would be insulted.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. At this point in my old, decrepit life I'd be flattered.

Sadly, ain't nobody gonna make me that offer any more, though they might pay me to go away. ;)

[terrya]

26. I couldn't do it.

I couldn't...how do I put it..."function properly". When you factor in money, that's a LOT of pressure.

[pitohui]

27. "if"? don't most young women get such offers, and yeah it's insulting

it's the dude basically saying he thinks you're a whore, isn't he? and it doesn't make him look any better, because it says that he knows you're not into him and he doesn't care, he just wants his spew and he thinks he can buy you

so yeah it's really insulting

[xchrom]

28. i'd think about after rolling up my sleeves and getting to work.

[cobalt1999]

29. I'd be Confused.

I'm a guy. If an attractive woman offered me money, I'd be thinking...why the cash? If she was so unattractive she needed to pay, then if she's paying, why not go for some 18-22 year old guy who can "perform" over and over again?...at least get your moneys worth.

Poor woman would be standing there waiting for an answer, while I'd be looking up, scratching my chin trying to ponder out the paradox.

[lildreamer316]

31. Here's your answer to why the cash:

(seriously)
The guarantee of no strings attached, that she could kick you out afterwards with no qualms whatsoever.
Part of the same reason many men pay for it.

[lildreamer316]

30. Flattered.

But, it's happened many many times (THE OFFER, NOT THE DEED B/C OF THE OFFER); and I have been both flattered and insulted. (in my job it's an occupational hazard)
Depends on the situation, the person, and the delivery.

[wildhorses]

32. to which variation of the deed would you be referring?

it boggles the mind--

[billyskank]

34. LOL

wildhorses knows so many deeds, you must be more specific. :D

[BarenakedLady]

35. Yay!

You are okay!

:hug: :hug::hug::hug::hug:

[billyskank]

36. I am!

I think. :think:

Yep. I am. :D

:hug:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

39. My psychic abilities told me so

:hug:

at first I thought it was the voices but then I was sure you where fine. I felt it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5921756&mesg_id=5921756

[billyskank]

41. Awww

thanks. :hug: I didn't know until now that it had happened. I'm many miles away from London.

:loveya:

[wildhorses]

38. ---

;)

[billyskank]

37. I'd be too surprised to be know whether to be flattered or insulted.

[BarenakedLady]

40. One million dollars!

...ok, sorry. :blush:

[billyskank]

42. And that much money really *would* be a surprise

I dare say I'd do it, though. ;)

[BarenakedLady]

43. I'd better start playing the lottery then.

;-)

[sarge43]

49. I'd be extremely wary of anyone who'd pay 1M to rip off a piece. n/t

[Fuzz]

50. Relieved. It's been a while.

And I'm married!!!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

51. My girlfriend gave me a dollar once for sex.

I was flattered because I'd have done it for free. :D

[LanternWaste]

54. I guess flattered because...

When I was trying to get into the acting gig (some years back when I had a bit more hair and a bit less gut), my agent kept offering me porn jobs for a studio in Dallas(this is before the internet became mainstream). She told me I could do three scenes in one day and walk off with $7500 (minus her cut, of course). I kept saying no-- but there was a part of me that figured, "hey-- if nothing else, my body is good enough for porn!"

So, yeah, I guess I was flattered-- in a creepy, I-need-a-shower kind of way.

[NewJeffCT]

58. One of the questions they ask when you give blood is -

"Have you ever taken money for sex?"

I once answered that one, "only in my dreams..."

So, as a guy, I'd be flattered if a woman offered me money for sex.

[BarenakedLady]

60. Evidentally

I would have to be the one to offer the money. :shrug:

I took a poll of 100 men, no takers.

[Ellen Forradalom]

62. Depends on who's doing the offering!

:-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

63. Locking

This is a sex thread.

Respectfully submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy
DU Moderator