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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 08:06 PM
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Proctologist help please....I have a DVD stuck in my
:evilgrin:
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:30 PM
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1. Buns of steel?
:shrug:




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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:42 PM
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2. Just vomit it out.
God, matcom. You never listen.

It's like you're retarded because your mother smoked while she was breastfeding you with her bourbon-laden milk at the K-Mart cafeteria.

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:47 PM
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5. she drank tequilla too
FUCK YOU for selling her short :grr:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:50 PM
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6. The amount of brain damage you must have suffered is overwhelmingly sad.
Edited on Wed Dec-06-06 09:50 PM by Rabrrrrrr
I find myself crying for you, for the man who was never allowed to be because of drugs and brain damage - I find myself crying for the man who will never be, the man who knows how capitalize sentences, how to use punctuation, and how to spell tequila correctly.

:cry::cry::cry::cry:
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:45 PM
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3. You're complaining about a six ounce DVD
stuck in your rear....how do you think a woman feels trying to push a BABY out...
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Rockstone Donating Member (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:46 PM
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4. must be a shitty movie...
at least by now...
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-06-06 09:51 PM
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7. Is it this one?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5918772&mesg_id=5918772

How appropriate.
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