The Official DU Old School Commercial Jingle Thread

[Montauk6]

(C'mon, don't be embarrassed to show your age!!!)

When it's time to relax
One beer stands clear (Miller Beer)
If you've the time (if you've got the time)
We've got the beer (Miller Beer)

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Oh it's beer, beer, that makes you want to cheer...

In the halls...
In the halls...
In the halls of Illinois...

Oh it's rum, rum, rum...
that makes you want to unmentionable...
...
in the halls of Illinois...

My eyes are dim, I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me!

Repeat and rinse.

Edited for enormous error in wording.

[SeattleGirl]

2. Okay

You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. When lively folks

work up a thirst
you'll hear them ask
for Pepsi first
They choose the right one
The modern light one
Now it's Pepsi
For those who think young

[Aristus]

4. "We interrupt this winter to bring you some refreshing smiles of Summer!"

"A Coke and a smile
Makes you feel goo-oo-ood
(So refreshing)
Makes you feel nice
(Have a Coke and a smile)
That's the way it should be
And I'd like to see-ee-ee
The whole world smilin' at me
Coca-Cola adds life
Have a Coke and a
Smi-i-ile!"

:9 :beer: :9

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. ja ja for oom pah pah....

Atlas Prager beer!

[Montauk6]

6. Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special

The beer we pour
Must say something more somehow.
So tonight (tonight) tonight,
Let it be (Let it be )

[sakabatou]

7. Nothing sucks like Electrolux

[texanwitch]

9. I like that one.

The word sucks has changed over the years.:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

8. Winston tastes good

Like a cigarette should.

[rurallib]

10. Hamm's Beer

"from the land of sky blue water
from the land of pines and balsams
comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing
Hamm's"

[Montauk6]

14. Here's the Hamm's jingle, as broadcast over KLIF-AM, Dallas, 11/22/1963

"Refreshing as the land of sky blue water,
That's the big fresh taste that Hamm's has captured"

[SeattleGirl]

11. Brylcreme.

A Little Dab Will Do Ya!

[Montauk6]

12. MABEL! Another Black LABEL!

[SeattleGirl]

13. "Call Roto-Rooter

That's the name
And away go troubles
Down the drain.
Roto-Rooter"

[Archae]

15. "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

(No, not going to post the rest of that horrible Coke jingle...) :-)