Toasted Jesus

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Discuss.

http://plainfront.com/theholytoaster/

[SPKrazy]

1. LOL, That Is Seriously

FUNNNY!!!!!!:rofl:

In a wonderfully demented kind of way!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. The first thing I thought of was Rabrrrrrr's "Jesus Krispies"

:D

[Radio_Lady]

3. So, will Batman say, "Holy Toaster!" in his next movie!?

As a woman, wife, mother, stepmother, and grandmother, and someone who has made a lot of toast, but isn't "toast" herself, yet, at 67 years old....

I find it hard to believe that a four-slice toaster makes that picture on EVERY PIECE OF TOAST! Something is fishy here... oh, fish on toast, maybe tuna....????

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. They make toasters that brown Mickey Mouse on your bread...

Hot corned beef on Christ.

[Radio_Lady]

4. Oh... my... God... it's a miracle! Next, we need Miracle Whip slathered on it...

to make Jesus look like the Virgin Mary... THEN it'll be a REAL WINNER!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Miracle Whip...

BWAHAhahahaha! :rofl:

[VespertineIconoclast]

7. There is only one possible explanation for this...

Jesus has returned and he is trapped in the toaster. He allows his image to be burned into the toast so that someone will get a clue and remove him from his electric cage.... :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. Hopefully it'll still be plugged in

when they pry it open with a tableknife. :evilgrin:

[Radio_Lady]

11. Don't laugh! I stuck a fork into a toaster when I was 8 years old!

It was plugged in -- and the electricity threw me across the kitchen and slammed me into the wall.

I haven't forgotten that experience!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. If Jesus had been toasted onto your hand,

you could have called it stigmata and made a small fortune out of suckers worldwide!

I'm glad you're ok! :hug: Must've been scary!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. tweak for the Monday morning crowd

[Radio_Lady]

12. Tweaked... um... could those pictures be photoshopped? Not that I don't believe, but...

Anything is possible in this best of all possible worlds! :sarcasm:

[joneschick]

10. brought to you by (?)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Travelin' in style.

[Kerrytravelers]

13. Series?!!/ This is hugh!@@@ Repint or be screwn! !!!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. The website says one was selling on ebay

I wonder how much they got for it...

[trof]

14. I don't care if it rains or freezes

Long as I got my Toasted Jesus
Poppin' up ready for jelly
Just for meeeee.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Part of a holysome breakfast

[trof]

20. Dern tootin'. That and a glass of ice cold holy water.

Get you through the day.

[Left Is Write]

15. New communion bread?

Outside of a church, I think it might be considered blasphemous to have the Son Of God for breakfast, especially if you slather peanut butter on His face.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Good point...

Maybe they should donate it to a church.

[ashling]

22. Goes great with the communion jelly

Father, Son, and Holy Toast

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. ...

:spray:

[Radio_Lady]

24. VERY funny! You guys are breaking me up today...

Spewed coffee on my keyboard... haven't done that in a long time.