But... but... I NEED to know if anyone crushes on me!

[Oeditpus Rex]

It's vital to my withering self-esteem! :cry:









Hey, I never said I'm not a post whore, did I?

[wildhorses]

1. can i be your number one fan

please--

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. That depends

You gonna ask for my autograph on a naughty place?

[wildhorses]

5. naughty?

nice!! :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Santa Claus is coming

to town?

:shrug:

[wildhorses]

13. well, there is that but, sometimes

naughty is nice doncha think?


where is naughty anyway?

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. I'm too shy to say

:yoiks:

[wildhorses]

57. i bet you if you turn left at Jenis

you will be getting close...

[Oeditpus Rex]

62. And a little Jenis shall lead me?

:shrug:

[wildhorses]

67. --

astray

[Oeditpus Rex]

68. ...

Hopefully.

[Lyric]

9. Alas, I don't know you well enough yet.

How do you feel about bisexual women? :D

[wildhorses]

12. i don't know--

i never felt one :evilgrin:

[Lyric]

18. Then you don't know what you're missing! n/t

[wildhorses]

54. and it will probably stay that way--

truly not at all curious :shrug:

boring hetereo that i am

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Insecure

I'd feel like I'm gonna wind up as Door #2. :(

[Lyric]

16. With us bisexual gals...

there's no such thing as Door #2. Personality and compatibility are *everything*. Gender is an aside. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Yeahbut

when I consider (a.) another woman and (b.) me, I think, "Why would she pick 'b'?"

:shrug:

[Lyric]

21. If you want a tongue-in-cheek answer...

...I'd tell you to look DOWN. :evilgrin:

If you want a serious answer, I'd tell you that it has everything to do with your personality. Perhaps you like the same movies/music/clothes/poems/food?

[BarenakedLady]

46. Back off Wildhorses!

I am his #1 fan.

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

56. wildhorses runs away from kathy bates...

misery!! oh my

sorry OR but :scared:


my ankles, my ankles...oh god i love my ankles

[Connonym]

2. getting in line... (nt)

[BlueStorm]

4. I will

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Amazing

Since this is the first post of yours I've seen.

[BlueStorm]

58. I've been around for a couple months or so...

I just haven't been posting frequently, just mostly lurking.

Blue

[Oeditpus Rex]

65. I have kinfolks in your city

One was once on the city council.

I also have a friend close by.

:hi:

[BlueStorm]

69. Cool! Maybe if you come up this way

we can meet!! :hi:

Blue

[skygazer]

6. Let's see.....

A guy who respects women, has a wicked sense of humor, loves both Floyd and Python, and doesn't make stupid grammar and spelling errors... :think:


:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. And carries furniture

And loves women who do the same. :loveya:

[skygazer]

51. They love their new home

And are quite a bit fuller than when this photo was taken!

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. Hey!

That's my stuff! :cry:




:rofl:

[Writer]

7. Your penchant for good grammar drives me crazy!

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. It's more of an obsession

:freak:

[Writer]

29. Oooh.

Please! I can't handle it!!!

[Ariana Celeste]

8. I'm sure you'll lose sleep for weeks

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. At the very least

:loveya:

[lizziegrace]

10. Of course

you have to be told yet again?

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Well...

yes. :blush:

[lizziegrace]

41. Okay

:hug:

















That voice...

Sigh...

[SeattleGirl]

15. You KNOW I have a crush on you, OR.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. And you KNOW I crush you back

This helps.





:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

32. I'll just bet it does!

:evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

20. D'you want to come back to my place?

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. I'm afraid there's not much we can do about that, sir

[graywarrior]

22. You were one of my first crushes, until you know who came along

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Who?

That dude you'n RevActs are always droolin' over? :shrug:

[graywarrior]

39. Yabut, I RESPECT you.

He's a little trash bucket...sigh. But I totally respect you.

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Oh...

Well... respect is nice, too.

I guess.

:silly:

[graywarrior]

42. Oh, you want to be ravished, is that it?

OK, s w o o o o o n.

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Ahhhhh

[lizziegrace]

45. Here Graywarrior

Just for you and OR

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. LOL!

Is that for when you alwahys relah on the kahndness of stranguhs? :7

[graywarrior]

66. I just had a cigarette after that.

[buddhamama]

33. i did have a crush on you

but you ignored me and then i cried :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. Huh?

When was that? :shrug:

I'm not doubting you. I do have an ugly habit of not replying to everyone. :banghead:

[buddhamama]

37. almost every time i posted to you

nothing. you're a Monty Python genius. I admire that in a person. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. Oh... snap

That's the first time I've ever said that. :silly:

Y'know what? Check your PM.

[bicentennial_baby]

34. i wiggle my toesies at you!

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. LOL!

:hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

48. and to you as well....

:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

44. Only the Jenis knows....

:evilgrin: :* :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. Well, that's no fair

The Jenis knows all, but He doesn't spill much. x(









Mmmm... should I rephrase that?

[NewWaveChick1981]

50. Ummmm....

:spray: :rofl: You might wanna....

And if it makes you feel any better, the Magic 8 Ball says, "All Signs Point to YES". :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. You're alright, I suppose.

:rofl: :P


:loveya::loveya::loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

59. Oh, swooooooon!

The Leg Lady deigned to post to me!



I'll never wash this monitor again!



:rofl: :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. roflmfao!

:rofl: :spray:

[Whoa_Nelly]

55. Have I not done enough with your little Baby Jenis?!?!?!

Certainly you know I count you as a friend!
(yeah...I know...men hate to hear that they are just a friend....)

[Oeditpus Rex]

60. You seem much more fond of that graven image

It must be... the Passion of the Jenis!

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

63. So many holidays and ways to celebrate Jenis

So little time :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

64. Make the time

Then report back.

:evilgrin:

[u4ic]

70. Always!

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

71. *swoon*

:7