Train defecator hunted by police

[AngryAmish]

<http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/6077464.stm>


' A man has been defecating in trains across south-east England, causing damage costing £60,000 to repair.
British Transport Police have released CCTV images of the man, who has struck on at least 30 trains since August.

He waits until he is alone before committing the offence, smearing excrement inside carriages.

"This is a serious public health issue as well as being exceptionally anti-social - we need to locate this man," said Det Con Donna Fox. '

[PCIntern]

1. Boy is this a hanging curve over the plate...

What's the big deal, the Rethugs have been doing to the US for 12 years now...

[Ian David]

2. Damn Republicans are EVERYWHERE. n/t

[grytpype]

4. heh heh

[SteppingRazor]

3. Wow. What a shitty thing to do.

:evilgrin:

[sui generis]

5. it's a new variation on the "flying shit"

the rolling shit. Those funny Brits, always have some interesting figure of speech. "I reahlly dewnt give a rolling shit".

:hide:

I guess when a train hits a vehicle at the crossing now you might say the shit hits the van.

okay I'll stop now. :blush: don't know WHAT came over me.

[PurityOfEssence]

6. Wow, that's some pretty expensive shit

What's that guy been eatin'?

Besides all that, how do they know it's male shit? Perhaps it's the Crap Chick of the Midlands.

[LibDemAlways]

7. "exceptionally anti-social" Anyone seen

Cheney lately? This seems to fit his m.o.......

[dolo amber]

8. (Me reading to myself:)

"Train defector hunted by police...train defector? That doesn't even make....OOOOoOOoooooohhhh..."

:D

One question...how on earth does poo cause £60,000 worth of damage to "repair"? :wtf:

[Benhurst]

9. I'm waiting for the BBC series:

The Adventures of Pooperman.

I know; but I couldn't help myself: :spank:

[Parche]

10. england

I hope the English dont put up with that Crap...........

[madinmaryland]

11. Locking.... Too much information....

:puke:

[trof]

12. Deranged Defecator Dodges Detectives

Poopy Perpetrator Perplexes Police

Oh gosh.
Such a target rich environment.

[JudyM]

21. Fecal felon foils Fox

[Deja Q]

13. Now that's some strong feces. Costing nearly $120,000 to fix...

:wow:


Still, if they catch him, see if he used gloves when applying his very special paint... and tell him to lick the paintbrush. :puke:

[Orsino]

14. The #2 Most Wanted... n/t

[TheBaldyMan]

15. The Great Train Jobbery

I thought this had to be a joke when I saw this in the paper yesterday, the first thing that came into my mind was, "It's not April Fools' Day yet ..." :crazy:

[Ryano42]

16. Someone SHIT on the Train!

Someone, I believe, has SHIT on or near the Train area!!!

Choooo Chooooooooo!!!

[fudge stripe cookays]

26. Sorry, buddy, but it's Great Britain.

They SHAT.

[IntravenousDemilo]

17. It must have taken him a long time to eat the train first.

Piece by piece...

[sevenwords]

18. gross

what is wrong with republicans nowadays? but then again I figure the amount of bullsh!t they spew has to go somewhere, right?

[KamaAina]

19. I'd heard they had crappy train service over there

ever since privatisation - but this is ridiculous! :spank:

[emald]

20. guy must be a repug

he's giving evidence to the shittieness (?) of public transportation. Merely a good conservative stating his opinion.

[Truebrit71sbruv]

22. Hmmm... I have to read the titles of threads more carefully...

.... I was left with the image of a man with a seriously wrecked anus and permanently watering eyes...

I mean, wouldn't you if you could shit trains?

[Irreverend IX]

23. Train Defecator

Now I know what to call my new band.

[conscious evolution]

24. SNAKES ON THE PLANE!!!!!!!

Sorry.I had to say it.

[LaraMN]

25. Matcom's in England?

It's quite a guise he's been keeping up.

[Arugula Latte]

27. Shouldn't matcom have posted this?

:shrug: