"Win a Dream Date with a Dingbat!"

[Robb]

That's RIGHT! :bounce:

He can cook!

He can fix things!

He can mutter maudlin poetry without spilling his wine!


...And plus, he's recently re-marketed! Re-branded! And re-turnable for a five cent deposit! :D



What, you ladies might be asking, what must I do to "Win a Dream Date with a Dingbat?"


SIMPLE! In 20 words or less, explain why your particular brand of female guile is somehow less damaging than the rest of your evil brood's!


Here's a few to get you started:


"I'll only partially destroy your world in a matter of moments, because..."
"With me, you'll never see the oncoming train because..."
"All my ex-boyfriends agree the agony was worth it, because..."


So start now! :bounce:

Deadline is noon Mountain Time, sometime next week. Monday, say. No, Tuesday, I've got lunch Monday. :yoiks:



Note to the obtuse, or just uppity: The preceding was sardonic and self-reflexive. Fear not.

[mwdem]

1. Well, I'm already married, so that's a start...

:hug:

[wildhorses]

2. how about postin' a pic...

of your boat:P

[Robb]

7. Ah yes! The DingbatBoat!

Well, at least I'm first in line for the little guy when DadBat shuffles off. BUT... at no extra charge, you can learn to do this:

...At least as well as me, shown here two seconds before a thorough sinus cleansing. :silly:

[sarge43]

3. Well, if I weren't married, I'd say with me we could skip the first

twenty years of the relationship and move right to the point where we don't talk to each other anymore. Sound good?

[In_The_Wind]

4. Oooo!! I wanna win the Date With A Dingbat!

All of my ex-boyfriends and ex-husbands said "We never fought or yelled or screamed. Can we try again?"
You see ~ I make lovin' fun.

[ThomCat]

5. Damn. I don't think I'd pass the physical.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

6. *raises paw*

I'll only partially destroy your world in a matter of moments because you'll forget about me soon enough.

With me, you'll never see the oncoming train because you'll be looking at someone else.

All my ex-boyfriends agree the agony was worth it because it made them appreciate the next one who came along.

:P

[crim son]

8. That's the spirit! n/t

[crim son]

9. Preliminary question:

From how old a woman will you accept an application? :evilgrin: