Would somebody please call off the attack kitten?!

[crim son]

My new baby, Benjamin, won't leave me alone. When he's not climbing on my head or chewing my eyelashes he's trying to peel off my skin with his dangerously abrasive tongue. And he stinks like canned catfood. Help!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Does he wake you up by licking your eyelids?

One of mine does. Look on the bright side of things. No eyelid licking.



Ginsberg is obviously just plotting some new annoying habit there.

[LaurenG]

2. Heh- just think of it as a service

dermabrasion, lol

[crim son]

4. I suppose so (looks down)... it's true that the skin

on my feet looks fresher and more refined than the skin on my calves. Thanks, BenBen.

[crim son]

3. He doesn't, but that's only because my daughter

keeps in her room at night. Ginsburg looks v. self-satisfied.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. He always looks self-satisfied, especially on the days when he comes home

with a squirrel, a chipmunk and a couple of voles. Honestly, I'm amazed there are any rodents left within a half-mile of the house.

[crim son]

6. There's a dead sparrow and a beautiful

woodpecker with a red crest on it's head lying in our driveway. It's not Benny though, it's Maximouse, my black ninja cat.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. My black ninja cat, Midnight, only goes after big game.

She couldn't care less about hunting, but lives for the chance to beat up the random cat/dog that's not paying attention.

[Guava Jelly]

8. I'll have my cat come over and kick his ass

:)
:hi:

[crim son]

9. I've seen your cat

and I know he can do it! :hi: