Marital math.

[LaraMN]

Cute glittery mini-boxer bottoms + skimpy, low cut tank + subtle innuendos and flirty body language =

An evening watching "Poseidon" on pay-per-view.




:grr:

[LSK]

1. was the original one better?

:popcorn:

[LaraMN]

4. It just about had to be.

I haven't seen it.

[LSK]

11. maybe it will be on tonite!!!

Be sure to go topless!

:D

[LaraMN]

17. Hah!

Hah!

[ceile]

2. How did you know?

Were you in my house this weekend? :)

[LaraMN]

7. Lol!

At least I'm in good company with you.

[ceile]

13. Geez.

I feel like I don't exist and haven't for months. I swear he's the woman in this relationship.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. The pay-per-view

costs money!

And it was already paid for!

*runs away*

Shame on him.......he must have ice water for blood!

You have my complete sympathies! :hug:

[LaraMN]

9. Ah, well.

I guess it was one of those evenings requiring a 2X4 to express my intentions.

[petronius]

5. Well, you certainly couldn't leave the house dressed like that

So what's the problem? :shrug:

[joneschick]

6. that's just not right!

:hug:

we've been married 21 years and his engine is still *usually* running. Poseidon?????

[Taverner]

8. Um.....I don't think Poseidon would have been on my mind

But that's just me

You're way more attractive than Kurt Russell

[LaraMN]

14. Yeah, that's just you.

Apparently.
:cry:

And thanks, I was starting to develop a burning envy of Kurt and his distracting wiles.

[RetroLounge]

10. Once again proving the evils of television...

:hug:

RL

[LaraMN]

15. Oh! Fodder for my Media Literacy class on Tuesday!

Or not...

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Your husband and mine must be brothers.

:eyes: Only here it was Walk the Line on HBO. :(

[LaraMN]

16. Too bad you and I couldn't have ditched the guys and had our own fun.

I think we both know how to do that!

[NewWaveChick1981]

Hell, yes, we do!

:hi: :woohoo: If that happens again, you know where to find me. And vice versa!

[LaraMN]

20. You're a soul sister.

:D :hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. There is nothing worse than letting a high libido go to waste.

:( I need to destroy that freakin' remote... :P

[LaraMN]

24. Yes you should.

And so should I, I suppose. But then I'd probably get served with papers. :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

18. Just do what I do!

I say, "Hey, I wanna have sex...Get to it, mister."

Works like a charm every time :D

[LaraMN]

19. Yeah, but EVERY time?

That gets old.

[bicentennial_baby]

21. No, I only need to do that when

The Mr is distracted by tv/video games/something less important (imho, of course)

Then again, I have the sex drive of an 18 y.o. male, so I'm not really one to be discussing such things, eh? :yoiks:

:loveya:

:hug:

[LaraMN]

23. There's nothing wrong with any of that!

It just hurts to be ignored, y'know?

[pdx_prog]

25. The new movie sooks big time....

However, trust me! If you were in my house with THAT on, the TV would have been turned off immediately...:)

:woohoo:

[BigMcLargehuge]

26. that never would have happened here ;)

Mrs. McLargehuge doesn't let me order pay per view.























:hide:

[miss_american_pie]

27. Ahhh

Subtlety is wasted on lots of men. :hug:

[pdx_prog]

30. Not this one....:)

I love innuendos and flirting......I love bold women too though.

Two of my favorite episodes...

One night my girlfriend and I were in Atlanta at the Hilton downtown. We got dressed up and went to eat dinner at a rather spendy restaurant....me in suit and her in this fantastic little black dress. She got up to use the bathroom and when she sat back down she stuck her hand in my suit pocket and gave me a little grin. I reached in there to find her black thong and almost chocked on my food....:)

Another time I went out of town and was bunking with some guys at a business retreat. I opened the top of my suitcase and there was a single rose sitting on top of a pair of snow white lace panties. Believe me, I was the envy of every guy in the room....lol

Love that kind of stuff!

[miss_american_pie]

31. Those are great stories

You must make her very happy. :D

[pdx_prog]

33. Oh, believe me it's mutual!...:)

[youthere]

28. Well there's your problem...

You didn't tatoo "I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU" on your forehead.

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Well, SOMEbody's gotta do it

[RedCloud]

32. Not the old "You do the math!" situation...

Seems like there is a time when primates just knew at a glance... Oh yeah, it's THIS time of the year... Maybe time for someone (psst, not you!) to see a doc?

I seem to recall an old classic "Z"(???) where a woman's man told a youngster it is a crime to leave a lady in need...

Best wishes LaraMN

[rug]

34. At least the ship went down.

[SOteric]

35. Hrmmm. Maybe you were overdressed.

Perhaps if you just show up nekkid and offer blow jobs...? :shrug:

[buddhamama]

36. *snort*

:rofl: :hi:

[skygazer]

37. At this house, it was a roasted chicken

and some garlic marinated mushrooms from the deli. :grr:

What is with these damn men?

[Left Is Write]

38. I hate to tell you this, Lara...

but that math does not compute in this house.

I have to fight him off with a stick sometimes. :D

[GOPisEvil]

39. For crying out loud even *I* am not that dense.