Maybe I should go mad right the hell now.

[TheMightyFavog]

Oy Ge-fucking-valt.

My first weekday of winter break, and I'm bored shitless, I end up having to take all kinds of shit form the fundibot freepers on my local ISP's message board, I find out that I will go visit my Faux News-worshiping racist überfreeper relatives on my mom's side of the Family for Christmas, Whistle-ass's latest Orange Alert has got me majorly freaked out, And I had to plunk down some money to get my steering rack fixed.

I swear, I'm this close to driving to the nearest conveinent lake, and go mad Ford Prefect style! I'll think that the lake's a Gin and tonic and that I'm a lemon sice and just go jump in and out of it for awhile.

:freak:

[demnan]

1. Why don't you try to get a job while you're home

that way maybe you can limit your time with the relatives and freepers and make a little cash to take back to school.

[TheMightyFavog]

3. I'd do that, but....

I'd have to take a whole butt-load of days off next month. I'm in next month's Juror pool, an I only managed to just barley get an exemption for my first day of classes.

[MadMike]

2. Sounds like a great time. Wait for me, I'll join ya....

I just need to leave a note to my wife and kids.

[mdmc]

4. why not read a book?

Great escape. Perhaps Catch 22. Then when your freeper Uncle asks what you are doing, you can respond, "I heard that this book was going to be made illegal, so I wanted to read it while I had the chance."

[BiggJawn]

7. Tell him you're reading about Milo Minderbinder...

In order to understand how Whistle-ass' "Economic Miracle" is supposed to work....("Everyone has a Share")

[TheMightyFavog]

9. Well...

I am reading HMS Surprise right now.

[BiggJawn]

5. Ahh! Jameson! That's the stuff, Bucko!

Leave out the prozacs, though, they don't work.

[Insider]

6. primtetime in the daytime

on TNT (law & order, judging amy, nypd blue, and hootie & the blowfish commercials)
it don't get no better than that.

[TheMightyFavog]

8. Yeah, that would be a great idea.

But, I don't have cable. (I live out in the country and can't afford sattilite.)

Sometimes, I do like to watch the instructional programming they air on PBS during the daytime. Sometimes I'll catch an old Slim Goodbody Program or one of those shows where the guy illustrates scenes form books as they are read that I remember watching when I was a kid.