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I posted this hypothesis last night...the retail season this year is abysmal. Terrible. You know how I know? When was the last time you heard a report on CNN or any news outlet about the holiday shopping numbers? Usually this time of year we are inundated with daily reports about how the Christmas shopping is going. Now...nothing. Silence. Crickets.
Because it is awful.
But a well-place terror alert, just through the holiday season, as Ridge points out, and one that just happens to mention shopping malls...well...given the Bushista track record, this is just cover for them. The bad retail numbers will get out Friday, and Bush can claim, awe, shucks...we WERE doing well, but those nasty terr'ists kept people from shopping.
Watch for it.
Anyway...my 16 yo wanted a leather coat for Christmas. Now, being 16, he is prone to lose/forget/destroy anything he touches. I was not going to spend $200-300 dollars on a coat he'd likely leave in the cafeteria within the first week. So I put a shopping bag over my head and sneaked into JC Penny (one of my only mall stops this Christmas), figuring I could find something cheap for him, that I wouldn't be so upset if he lost/ruined. But no...there was only one rack of leather coats. $379 each. Crap...but what's this...a fairly small "sale" tag on only one of them...$99. Huh? I asked the clerk. Yup...my pick, $99 for any of them. Things sucked, she said, they were trying to get rid of everything asap.
Thank god it isn't a Penny-branded item, because he'd toss it in the dumpster...but now he'll think we're way cool for buying him a $400 leather coat. Oops...did I leave that price tag on by accident? LOL!
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