Can you accept me for who I am?
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Mon Aug-07-06 12:22 AM
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Can you accept me for who I am?
I am a talking shoe. Yes. A talking shoe. And not a new shoe, either. I've been around. If that is not alright with you, please ignore this post and don't create anymore footache than I already have. Can you support a talking shoe's rights?
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Mon Aug-07-06 12:22 AM
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MoseyWalker
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Mon Aug-07-06 12:25 AM
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2. You must be holier than I am
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Mon Aug-07-06 12:46 AM
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Mon Aug-07-06 12:49 AM
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4. Who among us hasn't put broccoli in the toes of our shoes?
Who can stand before us in shoes with holes, without broccoli, and proclaim themselves better? the earth still turns
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Mon Aug-07-06 12:50 AM
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5. You a right shoe or a left shoe?
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:15 AM
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16. I am unsure, but asked someone
and they asked me if I was right about not having a left shoe, or if I left my right shoe someplace and forgot. I can't answer that. sorry.
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Mon Aug-07-06 12:57 AM
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But that doesn't mean I will. }(
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:01 AM
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there's a way. I think. Or something like that.
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:02 AM
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if you are a talking Berk sandal. Because then I can find out where the mate is! Sorry I miss my Berks. Bad post! Bad!
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:02 AM
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9. Do you want to marry a shoe
of the same version...This apparently is a big issue in this country....
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:06 AM
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11. and what if I did!!!!!!!!!!!
I would proudly clomp clumsily down the sidewalk with somebody either the same or different than me! Yes I would! B-)
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:08 AM
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:04 AM
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10. Are you from Webster's Turnaround, MO?
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:07 AM
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12. Please don't make me look it up
I have a tired brain, my friend! ?
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:08 AM
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14. Do you happen to belong
to one of these two?
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:11 AM
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15. them's fightin' words, mister
git out yer six shooter an' hide yer sister, 'cause I'm a comin' fer ya! (are they barefoot and pregnant?) :rofl:
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Mon Aug-07-06 01:16 AM
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so can only square dance with me - or the wabbit. :rofl:
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