Poll: What's worse than checking Saddam for lice?

[CBHagman]

Poll question: Poll: What's worse than checking Saddam for lice?

After seeing a reference to the Kudlow & Cramer program in GD, I mentioned to a co-worker that watching Lawrence Kudlow on television would probably be more distasteful to me than being forced to examine Saddam Hussein for head lice. She said I could be describing a new standard for unpleasant tasks.

Naturally, I immediately thought to solicit the opinions of fellow DUers. I put it to you: Which of these activities is most appalling to you and why?

And for those of you with tender sensibilities, I apologize in advance. I realize there is severe trauma to be had from the mention of Lawrence Kudlow's name.

[Blue-Jay]

1. Worse

Checking him for crabs. Just think about how long his beard has grown in under a year...

[Skittles]

2. checking Bush Inc. for the truth

YES INDEED.

[terrya]

3. Giving Dick Cheney a rectal exam. eom

[Robb]

5. Actually

I expect we could raffle that opportunity off. ;)

[Padraig18]

4. Washing the sock Chimpy stuffed in his flight suit!

:P

[terrya]

6. I think it might be "socks". eom

[Blue-Jay]

7. eewwww.

You just grossed ME out, and that's no minor feat.

[Padraig18]

12. I used to work in a funeral home...

... and it makes me pretty queasy, frankly. :P

[The Lone Liberal]

8. Lice and L. Kudlow are....

synonymous

[terrya]

9. Can I change my vote? Slow kissing Ann Coulter...with tongues...eom

[CBHagman]

10. I should have known we were cursed with imaginations here at DU.

Now I'm going to have to scrub that image out of my brain, terrya. Pass the lye soap.

[BringEmOn]

11. Examining Rush Limbaugh

for anal cysts.

[LTR]

21. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

:bounce:

[Zero Gravitas]

13. Listening George W. Bush speak

[IronLionZion]

14. waking up next to Ann Coulter

ugh I think I'm gonna hurl

[nostamj]

15. WATCHING saddam being checked for lice

ALL DAY, on EVERY channel, at ALL times!

if it wasn't for jerry sp-ringer and the cartoon network I would have taken an ax to my set. (i'm home with a fierce cold)

[glarius]

16. They were checking him for lice?....I thought they were looking for WMDs!

Hahahaha.....

[Blade]

17. Checking Ann Coulter for crabs?

:puke:

[Piperay]

18. Checking Saddam's butt and

finding Rummy up there. :evilgrin:

[DS1]

19. Actually, checking for grubs was Bush's personal message to SH

.

[VOX]

20. Giving all PNAC signatories a gerbil inspection!

:evilgrin: