I think we should start a DU group for slightly dumb schmucks.

[leftofthedial]

Any interest?

[jobycom]

1. Can we volunteer others for the group? nt

[leftofthedial]

3. sure!

you go first.

[Swamp Rat]

4. LOL!

:D

[jseankil]

2. LOL, thank you.

Great response.

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. The Dumbest??

[leftofthedial]

8. those are both terrific!

:thumbsups:

[eleny]

6. Did you used to cut up in class?

Did Sister Mary Martyr smack you with a ruler routinely?
Did you spend lots of time in the corner?
Not finish your homework?
Sit down first in the spelling bee?

This group is for you!

[Warpy]

12. No, but I laughed out loud when the priest talked about

transubstantiation. Does that count?

That was the year I fled Catholic school. I was ten.

[leftofthedial]

14. but the most important question is . . .

do you feel guilty?

[Warpy]

24. HELL no

which is why I was allowed to flee.

A smart person would have kept quiet and gone along to get along.

[Cha]

23. Or get sent down to

the principle's office? :silly:

[autorank]

7. I have three for the group.

Two "slightly's" and one "real" - guess who is "real"

[Richard Steele]

9. I'm in!

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. I know a few who might be interested.

[wtmusic]

11. How elitist. Leave the really dumb schmucks out.

Feel better? :P

[leftofthedial]

15. Why should I be compelled to mingle with really dumb schmucks?

I have special needs to which they could not possibly relate.

;-)

[wtmusic]

20. Alright then. Really dumb schmucks, sign in here.

Total fucking idiots are NOT welcome.

[anarch]

48. hey, what about all of us Complete Raging Assholes?

We gotta go somewhere....

[Batgirl]

13. cool

I am hoping to be able to freely discuss my massive collection of "Precious Moments" figurines with others of my own kind who will understand.

[leftofthedial]

16. Do you have a favorite?

mine is "Two Hearts, Two Wheels."

:loveya:

[Batgirl]

21. I find myself gazing at this one a lot lately

[Kurovski]

27. Heh Heh,

it looks like they're gonna "do it."

[leftofthedial]

45. awwwwwwwwww.

[Caution]

17. We have one. The 9/11 forum

[leftofthedial]

18. don't get me started

I'm warning you . . .

:-)

[Democrat 4 Ever]

19. I thought that forum was already taken over at freeperville. We

couldn't possibly top that bunch of clueless, hapless a$$wipes. I'm just saying, if we can't be the best why bother?

[wtmusic]

22. *splort*

:thumbsup:

[karlrschneider]

29. ROTFLMAO!

:D

[jobycom]

53. Oh wow

:rofl:

[Little Star]

25. You are tooooooooo funny.

[Kurovski]

26. Will there be free doughnuts?

For a doughnut, I'll show up.

[leftofthedial]

47. raised, with maple frosting okay?

[pitohui]

28. yay! go for it!

i'd rather be in the dumb schmuck group than in the bitter "i used to be gifted" group

[uppityperson]

30. huh?

um, uh, ok

[lynne]

31. How about a group for those of us who are GOOD LOOKING?

- A photo will be required to participate and we will discuss the horrific stress caused by "being hated because we're beautiful."

Our sub-group - "Bosoms-R-Us" - will have an online discussion on how to have a conversation with a person while their eyes are firmly glued to your tits.

Of course, this will NOT be an elitist group. However, the homely and flat chested might just want to stay home and wash their hair - which is pretty much what they end up doing most nights, anyway.

:eyes:

[Quixote1818]

33. Great Idea!

Of course we will have to vote on who we let in! If you were were a "gifted" kid and are really good looking, George Cloony or Angelina Jolee good looking, then you could possibly be president of the club!

[Kurovski]

34. How about those of us who "once were good-looking?"

It's double stress. :cry: :rofl:

[Quixote1818]

39. Sorry, you cant be in our group. You are a has been! nt

[leftofthedial]

52. formerly good-looking and slightly dumb

would be a huge forum . . .



just saying

[Little Star]

38. Aren't good looks and big boobs gifts? Damn and I thought I

belonged in the "gifted" group.

[leftofthedial]

49. sorry about the, uh, eyes.

I, uh, was just admiring your, uh . . .

sorry.

[Quixote1818]

32. Thanks for this. I didn't see your post before I posted a similar one

Your is funny though, mine was more serious. I just hope the "gifted kids" can laugh at themselves a little bit. That thread left me with some nausea in my stomach.

[smokey nj]

35. I might be interested in a group for painfully average children

who grew into painfully average adults. Or one people who weren't classified as gifted, but received gifts on special occasions.

[ulysses]

36. LOL

:D

[POAS]

37. I'm in!!!!. n/t

[tabasco]

40. The most stupid are those who do not realize their own ignorance.

Some Greek guy said that.

On edit: Make that some dead Greek dude.

[leftofthedial]

56. woah! most of the frat dudes I knew

weren't nearly that smart

that could be, like, Dave Matthews lyrics or something

[Catherine Vincent]

41. LOL!

It would be an interesting read that's for sure.:)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

42. Wouldn't It Be Too Big?

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

57. there's no such thing as "too big."

[countingbluecars]

43. Sounds good.

These threads make me think of the Simpsons' episode where Bart cheats on an IQ test and winds up in the gifted class. When asked to give an example of a paradox, Bart replies, "damned if you do, damned if you don't".

[pinto]

44. Locking.

Sorry. DU discourages copycat threads in the General Discussion forum. They tend to foster more copycat threads and clog the forum for other discussions.

Thanks for your consideration.

[leftofthedial]

46. but, but, but . . .

I was serious.

really.

umm, okay.

:evilgrin:

[mzteris]

50. I thought that was who the

LOUNGE was for!

:hide:

[leftofthedial]

55. apparently, so did the mods . . .

[Guava Jelly]

51. can I join

:)

[leftofthedial]

54. why don't you write our mission statement?

then we'll decide if you can join.

Don't do too good of a job . . .

[Guava Jelly]

58. ok hear eye go

My mishun iz to kure the wurld of vishous librul lyurs ann restoar deescen-c to my kuntree.
howz dat??????

[leftofthedial]

60. SLIGHTLY dumb

not box-of-rocks, dumbya dumb

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

62. so is that a yes

:)

[leftofthedial]

63. my brain hurts

what's on TV?

do you have any pictures of cats?

[Guava Jelly]

64. Why yes :) and all mine

[leftofthedial]

68. geeez, doood!

I'm allergic to cats!

where's the Benadryl?

[NMMNG]

72. Your cats are adorable!

:hug:

[Chan790]

59. Can I join?

I have the most amazing ability to say stupid things pointlessly.

also I love cheese even though I'm trying to go vegan. (and clearly failing.)

[leftofthedial]

67. cheese is good.

[Rowdyboy]

61. How about a forum for people with large genitalia?

I couldn't join, but I'd love to lurk!

[leftofthedial]

70. length

girth or weight

[Rowdyboy]

73. Both, preferrably, we could have two groups.....

the "Widettes" and the "Long Johns".......

I'm flexible on the names....

[leeroysphitz]

65. I'm thier but...

can we tern the spellcheck funkshon off, just to level the playing fealed.

[leftofthedial]

66. if we cud it be HUGH!

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

69. You shouldn't make fun of me like that!

:P

[reyd reid reed]

71. Only slightly dumb?

How about incredibly, overwhelmingly STUPID?

I could do that...

:hi:

[leftofthedial]

74. we DO have our standards . . .

:hi:

[REP]

75. Apparently, That Was Proposed Earlier

Under a HIGHLY ironic name.