Block your cookies, put the children to bed, tie out the pets

[DainBramaged]

because it's

http://www.raptureready.com/

Rapture Ready News time folks.


You will go blind reading this website, so find some welding glasses too.

jesus LOVES George Booshe yes he does.

[Jamastiene]

1. I'm scared to click it.

:scared:

Reminds me of the first time a boy ever told me to...
nvm, I shouldn't say, but I am definitely scared to click it.

[Lady Effingbroke]

2. Modern day Millerites...

Like cockroaches and toenail fungus, these nutballs will always be with us (although they are infinitely more dangerous as they have greater capacity to do harm). :crazy:

[DainBramaged]

3. There is a cure for toenail fungus

and cockroaches are nature's garbage bugs. Now Dead Enders (yes that is who they are, simply too chickenshit to off themselves, hoping to be "raptured"), I say if they are so positive of the afterlife, off the bridge now.

[Lady Effingbroke]

4. They are scared of the coming shitstorm and are desperate for Jeebus to

snatch 'em up so they can avoid the pain and suffering. Chickenshit is exactly what they are!