Go ahead. Post your bad advice here.
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Go ahead. Post your bad advice here.
Something like... "Always test an electrical outlet by putting a metal fork in it. Handle first." or "Always buy stock from a company that has filed for bankruptcy. More often than not, they will recover." Go ahead. It's your turn.
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:30 AM
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:52 AM
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because she has agreed to getting a divorce as soon as the kids are out of school. 'Other women' fall for this one all the time. Like any wife would wait until child support is no longer court ordered. Sheesh.
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:32 AM
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If you suspect a natural gas leak in your house, be sure to light a match to see which direction the leak is coming from. :P
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:36 AM
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3. Pissing on an electric fence is a lot of fun.
You should try it sometime. :)
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:39 AM
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:37 AM
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4. Always buy the stock mutual fund with the best performance for the prior
year, but only if its expense ratio is above 1.5%. Also, make damn sure you pay a high commission on the trade.
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:37 AM
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5. Always vote republican
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:07 AM
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22. Damn. Beat us to it, MissMillie
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:38 AM
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6. Trust everyone and they will become trustworthy.
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:38 AM
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7. Don't bother to look both ways
when crossing the street. The cars _have_ to stop for you.
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:42 AM
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9. Eat a big meal before swimming
It will give you extra energy.
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:44 AM
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10. Tell your wife or girlfriend that she has a good looking sister
Edited on Fri Jul-07-06 10:45 AM by DaveTheWave
:hi:
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:45 AM
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11. Send me all of your money.
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:47 AM
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Just help one of those Nigerian email guys move funds out of his country!
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:48 AM
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13. Always spit into the wind or
stick your hands in the Tiger cage...
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Fri Jul-07-06 10:50 AM
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14. If you want to lose weight, start smoking
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:00 AM
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16. be yourself is the worst advice you can give most people
wait, I'm not sure that IS bad advice
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:02 AM
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17. If your computer is running slow, try pressing a lot of buttons real fast.
That'll usually fix everything right up.
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:03 AM
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18. The best way to be healthy is to eat a fuckton of meat. nt
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:12 AM
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I thought Fuckton was a suburb of Shitload Springs. I guess I should go buy me a road atlas...
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:04 AM
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19. never trust your instincts
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:05 AM
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20. Press every button. One of them must work.
Tug on Superman's cape. Pester the bear cub. Its mother probably isn't around. Go away and stare directly into the sun. And with thanks to the spousal unit, vote republican.
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:07 AM
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21. When being chased by LAPD, yell "you'll never take me alive!"
When confronted by 5 Crips in a parking lot, say "Gangs are for wimps and losers." You can save a lot of money by making your own sushi at home.
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:08 AM
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23. When taking medication, if two pill every four hours is good,
Edited on Fri Jul-07-06 11:08 AM by deucemagnet
then six pills every two hours must be better.
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Fri Jul-07-06 11:56 AM
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26. The correct answer is always .. .
"Yes, that makes you look like a dumptruck, honey!"
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Fri Jul-07-06 12:22 PM
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27. Pick up those scissors and get running!
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