Alright Ladies: I have HAD IT!

[matcom]

you all know my disdain for capri pants. they are stupid. they look stupid. they are NOT flattering!

i just went out for a smoke and do you KNOW what i SAW?

DO YOU????!!11

some tart wearing capri pants with fucking PLATFORM SHOES!! :eyes:

so here we have some Gene Simmons amazon wannabe sporting her open hair follicle, freshly-shaven calves stumbling around the parking lot with pants that look like they were a prop for Tom Hanks in the movie 'Castaway', wearing HER version of "FMP's" except she obviously isn't refined enough to be able to actually handle a real heel :eyes:

sheesh. i wasn't sure whether to toss her a dirty volleyball so she would have something to 'talk' to or a wallet on a chain to complete her 'outfit'.

</end male fashion police rant>

*runs away now*

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

1. LOL

Because I am so tall and long legged, capri pants just look like long shorts on me!

:P

I love them, they are comfy!

[matcom]

2. they are NOT to be worn in public

evah

[KitchenWitch]

5. Try and stop me baby!

:P

[Montauk6]

23. Come on lighten up!

The world needs more Laura Petries and Trixie Racers!

[blondeatlast]

48. Ditto--I look great in them.

If Matcom don't like, Matcom don't need to look.

[Sanity Claws]

3. A man who doesn't like a little tart?

What's wrong with you?

[matcom]

4. a man who like a little tart

in 70's style short-shorts :P

[Sanity Claws]

10. You must mean hot pants

Yes, I remember them. I had a pair that had a bib overall with them. I kid you not.

[WCGreen]

11. Two, Two, Two taster treats in one.....

[Montauk6]

24. Well, it's like what the Godfather of Soul said

A girl gotta use what she got to git just what she want.

[Schema Thing]

6. LOL, good rant

Last year I saw several men on the streets of Paris wearing capri pants. I don't speak French, but believe me when I tell you, a pirate's "aAAarrrghhh" is universal.

[Misunderestimator]

7. If that tart was a man... yeah, capri pants are not too flattering...

Otherwise... :P

[LynneSin]

8. Solution: Quit Smoking

If you didn't smoke you wouldn't have to be outside to see this

Sincerely,

A Capri loving gal

[HEyHEY]

9. Knock capri's all you want - but there's nothing wrong with clamdiggers

[matcom]

12. .

:spray:

[LSK]

13. maybe you should post this in GD

:hide:

[matcom]

14. excellent idea!

but i'll edit it a bit to only rant on Christian women who don't dress the way *I* want them to!

:D

:hide:

[LynneSin]

15. And how am I suppose to dress

Sincerely,

A Capri-wearing Christian Woman

[matcom]

16. you aren't

you are supposed to 'off' yourself :D

[LynneSin]

18. KISS MY ASS

:loveya:

[LSK]

17. depends if you been drinking or not

:hide:

[SmokingJacket]

19. My husband hates them too!

I didn't think guys even noticed that sort of thing.

[Montauk6]

20. How did Gene Simmons enter into it?

Did she have an unusually long tongue? Or bad hair plugs?

[matcom]

21. the shoes were big enough

that they reminded me of the boots Simmons used to wear during Kiss shows

[jus_the_facts]

22. I bet if SHE was wearin' 'em you'd sing a different tune MISTER....

[matcom]

25. would never happen

i hid ALL her pants :D

[jus_the_facts]

29. ...

:spank:

:loveya:

[Maestro]

37. !

[1monster]

39. My guess is that most men wouldn't notice what she was wearing

on her lower limbs.

But then, I might be just a tad cynical...

[MissMillie]

26. I hate capri pants too

but I do have one question:

since when does being "refined" have anything to do with whether or not a woman can (or will) wear a "real heel"?

[Midlodemocrat]

27. I'll stop wearing capris when you pry them from my cold, dead body.

:bounce:

That's ALL I wear, baby.

[matcom]

28. that CAN be arranged

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

30. Pfft. If you off me, you STILL can't date my daughter.

I willed her to DS1.


:P

[matcom]

31. i know you did

he and i share EVERYTHING :P

[Midlodemocrat]

35. Oooh, what do the Mrs. and SO think about that????

Hmm?

[matcom]

40. THINK? DS1 and I don't LET our women THINK!

:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

32. I am also a capri pants-hater.

They do absolutely nothing for me. Not only do I hate capris, but I FUCKING hate capris with cuffs!!! :mad: What's the point? On me, capris look like I'm ready for the hundred-year floods and/or in third grade. :yoiks: You'll never catch me in a pair, I can assure you.

I don't mind how they look on others most of the time. However capris or "crop pants" (what's up with that anyway? Picking crops? :P ) are a fashion fad that comes and goes.

[matcom]

33. ahhhh a woman with TASTE!

:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. Thanks. Oh, and I'd never wear my Ace Frehley boots with them

even if I DID wear capris. :P

:loveya:

[lildreamer316]

36. Me too!

I just never never never see a time when they look good. Never.
Not so big on platforms either; but a platform with a separate heel is survivable.
CERTAINLY not together!

BTW lemme guess...she had NO tan; therefor her hair follicles were even MORE apparent; eh?

[RevCheesehead]

38. I only wear them to save you the agony....

of seeing me in shorts (trust me on this one!). :P

[Hugin]

41. Now that the Lime-green Safety-orange Paisley craze has faded...

I'm not so against them anymore.

I've discovered my dislike for certain fashions is similar to Oriental Cooking.
It's more about texture than taste.

[Arugula Latte]

42. Yes -- We should stop wearing capris and switch to CULOTTES!

Talk about flattering! :woohoo:

[lildreamer316]

43. You ass.

(said in a loving way!!)
ROTFL

[Arugula Latte]

44. Heh heh.

I love it when I get lovingly cursed! :D

[jobycom]

45. Sounds hot! D'ya get her number?

}(

[Ramsey]

46. Hmm, too bad

I just bought 2 pairs of cargo-style capri pants (if you mean length to the mid-calf), and actually I think they look pretty hot. Especially with some nice stilettos! (Actually, I usually wear them with a shorter sandal.)

Guess I need not model them for you now. :evilgrin:

:loveya:

[liontamer]

47. why do you hate freedom?