Fuck it. I'm going to have a drink and commit a crime with it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

No I'm not driving anywhere.

[bridgit]

1. commit a crime with the drink, or it's effects...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. With the drink.

Anyway, a single drink has little effect on me. Unless, I make one of my 5-shot mojitos.

[bridgit]

3. ah, well i suppose you could twist the cap back on & toss the bottle...

through a plate glass window, that would constitute criminal mischief :thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Eh, we only have one neighbor and I feel like I should start trying to

befriend them. They have a much nicer pool.

[bridgit]

5. you gotta go where the perks are that's my MO...

:thumbsup:

[pitohui]

6. can't you just order some sushi and not pay? EOM

,

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. I had sushi for dinner.

Someone else paid for it though.

[pitohui]

8. man those spoilsports they're just NOT in the spirit of it are they?

:-)

[NMMNG]

9. I'm just having a drink and having criminal thoughts

Or thoughts of things the neocons would like to make criminal.

[951-Riverside]

10. Are you getting drunk and shoot and/or stab someone?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Nope, nothing to harm others in any way.

[mduffy31]

12. Are you planning to perform some kind of illegal sexual act?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Nope.