I think my wife is trying to kill me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

I just went into the kitchen to make coffee, and I smelled gas. One of the burners was on. No wonder I feel tired. :scared:

[In_The_Wind]

1. Have you opened all of the windows?

Accidents happen in the home :scared:

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. No, it wasn't that strong.

And she probably wasn't trying to kill me. I'm not worth that much. :P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Not that you KNOW, you mean.

Is it true that someone can be insured without their knowledge in the USA? :scared:

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. They do it on TV all the time....

Oh dear... :scared:

[ContraBass Black]

5. Does your wife have "the skills?"

If she does, don't worry. If she wanted to kill you, you wouldn't see it coming.

[Dangerously Amused]

11. That's funny :D

:rofl:


And true.

[Cathyclysmic]

6. Holy Crap!

Sorry, bud

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. *cough* *cough*....I'm okay.....

:nopity:

Must...carry...on....*cough*


:P
:evilgrin:

Hi sweetie.

[Roon]

8. My ex wife turned on the oven once

without realizing that you had to light it. She had some stuff cooking on the burners and when the gas seeped from the oven to the top.....BOOM!!!! The windows rattled, the curtains blew out...no damage though, just gave her and I a good scare..LOL

[Crazy Dave]

9. She's trying to kill you for sure.

I'd get the brakes checked on my car too if I were you and start learning how to sleep with one eye open.

[asthmaticeog]

10. .

Lady Astor: "If I were your wife, I'd poison you."

Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd take it."

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. What an extremely funny quote!

I've heard it before, but couldn't remember just who the lady was!

Thanks for refreshing my memory! What a pair of wits they were!

:hi:

[asthmaticeog]

14. Definitely a nice pair of wits.

:hi:

[leftofthedial]

13. get a food taster

one time, while my ex-in-laws were visiting, I came home early from work to find my FIL asleep on the couch in the den and every burner on the stove (five of them!) with the gas on full and none of them lit. He claimed it was an accident. It was an old stove and two of the burners never worked right, but the other three lit automatically when the gas was on unless you intentionally put out the pilot light. I think he was trying to kill himself and blow up my house. It was very weird.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Well, she *is* evil, you know.

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. My parents tried to kill me once.

They bought me a Toyota Echo. It damn near worked several times. A Toyota Echo becomes a CAR OF DEATH upon encountering wind or a snowflake.

[tigereye]

17. somehow I suspect she would figure out a more subtle and

clever way than that. ;)

that reminds me of a very funny short mystery I read once, though.