It is great to see that the Lounge has gone "gay"

[KitchenWitch]

:rofl:

[edwin]

1. So, I go work for a couple hours, and come back here...

I am confused. :shrug:

[azmouse]

2. I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

so pretty and witty and gay!! :rofl:

[swag]

3. To cop a line from Homer Simpson,

We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears!

[riona]

4. Apparently we aren't boring

:applause:

[Hugin]

5. I'm still in the closet.

Although, I assure you I stand with the newly gay.

[Hugin]

6. Oh, my!

[matcom]

7. MORE CHICKS FOR ME!!

:bounce:

:hide:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. Hey there, sexy.

Would you like to jump on my bandwagon?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

8. This is going to come as a big suprise to my husband...

T-Grannie

[Gold Metal Flake]

10. My fashion sense has not improved one bit..

Did I do it wrong?

[Hugin]

11. .

LOL!

[KitchenWitch]

12. depends, are you male or female???

:rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

36. Well, my profile says male, but you can't trust what's on the internets.

:-)

I have over 100 vintage Hawaiian shirts in my closet. Is it a lost cause?

[KitchenWitch]

37. I am afraid so

We may have to refer you to the Fab 5

[Gold Metal Flake]

38. Oh, well.

I guess I can just take the toaster.

I like toast. Toast goood.

[realisticphish]

13. you can't even say

I did it for the toaster... I really don't like toast :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

14. But gay toast is to die for!

:rofl:

[LordshipLadyship]

15. I haven't gone gay, no, wait, if I'm going, I'm going in a big way

Mr. Ladyship says he's in solidarity with gays, lesbians, and transsexuals, but in a manly man, able to fix anything, not bleed all over the floor trying to find the bandages, refuse to look at the map back when he could drive and won't refold it, break something because he didn't read the directions, refuse to give up his hair goop for mousse, (Honey, where's that stuff you spray on, thanks..) won't watch Christopher Lowell,(That fabric on that chair, what was he thinking?) you'll never catch him with a favourite childhood Merrythought stuffed animal he named Vincent, never cries at movies,(oh Godddd he died....sobbbbb) won't wear bling bling or get a piercing (are you nuts, I go EEEEEEEYYYYYYYOWWWWWWWWWWWW!! just looking at them) can open anything without help from Ladyship, (Honey, open this damn pill bottle for me, it's oh. You did that so easy. (sulks ) kills bugs way (KILL IT!!!!! Honey, it's just a bug..KILLLLLLLL ITTTTTTTTTTT! (enjoys my bug phobia with a smirk) Okay okay, you're such a wuss. (picks up my favorite magazine, which I then have to throw out )SLAM! And now we send our dead bug to the sea until the day the sea shall give up her dead) (flushes toilet, salutes) No sweetheart, it was not Jewish, I checked for a star of David before I killed it, and it wasn't wiccan, no pentacle, not a monk, could we just forget it..you keep this up you can kill your own bugs.)

[bridgit]

16. oh my...

[In_The_Wind]

17. It appears that I missed something while I was gone.

[bridgit]

18. mmm, saucy eh...

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

19. always

:hi:

[Burma Jones]

20. I wish I could quit you, Lounge.....

[KitchenWitch]

21. ...

:rofl:

[Hugin]

22. I haven't seen that movie yet...

No one has asked me!

;)

[KitchenWitch]

24. Rent the DVD

I thought it was a great film.

[joneschick]

23. my husband is totally ok with my plans! LOL

I'm ok with all those heterosexuals as long as they act gay in public!

[bullwinkle428]

25. Any questions regarding my orientation would quickly be answered

by a quick tour of my house to review the decor!

[BlueIris]

26. I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!

[RetroLounge]

27. Hey! I'm a lesbian now!

Maybe I can stay married to my wife?

or at least borrow her toaster...

:rofl:

RL

[KitchenWitch]

28. LMAO!

:hug:

[Deja Q]

29. If I went and gone straight, who'd be offended?

:spray:

[Redstone]

30. So THAT explains this sudden urge I have to decorate.

Redstone

[peacefreak]

31. I hope my taste improves.

Tonight I feel a need to put some musicals on & then watch In & Out.;)

[AussieDave]

33. Doesn't work

I'm gay and I have no taste whatsoever - Carson Kressley would have an attack of the vapors if he met me........:o

But I DO like In & Out.......

[auntAgonist]

32. we're having a gay ole time...

:hug:

aA

[Dr Fate]

34. I've always been a very happy fella. n/t

n/t

[xchrom]

35. i'm not handing out all these fucking toasters and panini grills my self!

fucking ex'ros! all you do is stand around and primp and fluff fucking pillows!

and boys -- about the fucking mousse and cologne -- less is more.

[chaska]

39. I'm rarely gay, most days I'm pretty glum actually.

[philosophie_en_rose]

40. But if you were gay; that'd be okay.

I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

ROD
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE QUEER
I'D STILL BE HERE,
YEAR AFTER YEAR
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

ROD
Argh!

NICKY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

ROD
I would?

NICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

ROD
Nicky, that's GROSS!

NICKY
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

ROD
I am not listening!

NICKY
AND HERE I'D STAY,

ROD
La la la la la!

NICKY
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

ROD
Aaaah!

NICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

ROD
BUT I'M NOT GAY!

NICKY
If you were gay.

ROD
Argh!

[Neoma]

41. Have we?

:loveya:

[NMMNG]

42. I assure you, it was no effort at all

:evilgrin: