BREAKING: Dangerous new disease identified

[ktowntennesseedem]

Subject: New STD
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him.") Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the previous four years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior, and pronunciation difficulties.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

[Skidmore]

1. LOL!!!

And sometimes it is accompanied by a secondary infection of foot-in-the-mouth disease.

[Moloch]

2. ROFL

Thanks. I needed a laugh.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I've seen this a brazilian times.

[ktowntennesseedem]

5. Sorry, it was new to me! -nt

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Yuk. It sound disgusting!!!!

:puke:



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[Brewman_Jax]

6. I've met someone who's being treated for said affliction

he's really sorry, but he did it for the money.

:rofl: