So I'm tendin' bar at Ecklund and Swedlin's the other night...

[SmileyBoy]

...and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, 'So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy down there at the lake.' And I says, 'What kinda action?' and he says, 'Woman action, what do I look like,' And I says 'Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing,' and he says, 'I'm going crazy out at the lake' and I says, 'Well, this ain't that kinda place.'

Uh-huh...

So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word jerk.

I unnerstand...

And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.'

Ya got that right.

And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.'

White Bear Lake?

Well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption.

Oh sure.

So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought I should call it in... So I called it in... End a story.

What'd this guy look like anyways?

Oh, kind of a little guy, sorta funny lookin'.

Uh-huh - in what way?

Just a general way...

Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr. Mohra. You're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in.

Oh sure... (looks up at sky) They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow...

[JohnKleeb]

1. Yeah you betcha yeah

[SmileyBoy]

2. One of my great aunts lived on Moose Lake.

Good times...

[JohnKleeb]

3. Is that the lake where Buscemi and that scary dude took her

Fargo really was a cool movie, and I have to say a southerner it was nice to see another accent that wsan't mind shown. Though I don't like a typical southerner so I hear. Buscemi was awesome in that movie though.

[idgiehkt]

4. funny lookin?

Oh, yeah, you mean he wasn't circumsized...ROFLMAO.

Man, I am in the cynicalist mood tonight and a little Fargo would do me a whole lot of good right now. That is the biggest group of truly unsympathetic characters I've ever seen assembled anywhere.