It's ok to offend me... so go ahead and do your worst...

[Wetzelbill]

:)

[BreweryYardRat]

1. I used to be a Republican.

Complete with a tendency to make the "driver's ed in Iraq" joke. Which is, admittedly, funny, but I realize now that it's also pretty damn bigoted.

[Wetzelbill]

5. granted that is bigoted

but still, it takes more to offend me.

I didn't know you used to be a GOPer. Hmmmm.... you learn something new everyday. :)

[BreweryYardRat]

16. Yes. I have since repented of both sets of revolting beliefs.

If I may parody televangelists: "I have seen the LIGHT of RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!" ;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I cannot do it, my dear Wetzelbill.....

I am just NOT wired that way......:loveya: :hug:

[Wetzelbill]

3. somehow I didn't think you would be able to

:) And that is a good thing. :)

[Mutley]

4. Can I rest my elbow on your head?

:P

[Wetzelbill]

6. I almost said

"which one?"

Good thing I kept that one to myself. :) :: whew ::

[Mutley]

8. Nice.

:spank:

[hfojvt]

11. What?

You have two elbows, dontcha?

[hfojvt]

7. "don't want no

short people ... around here"

[Wetzelbill]

10. ok, I'm holding in the tears

right now. :)

[Lord Binky]

9. You need a new tailor.

Your clothes are absolutely dreadful!

[giant_robot]

12. Wetzelbill, I mock your value system.

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent. I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh? ;)

[Wetzelbill]

13. ha! You lie!

uh... do you?

[Fox Mulder]

14. You look like Dick Cheney.

:hide:

[Initech]

15. I fart in your general direction!

[madinmaryland]

17. Read this. . . .

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

20. well, maybe it's not THAT ok

:P

[kmla]

18. Here. Smell this.

Pretty offensive, huh?

Now - pull my finger....

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. I think George W. Bush is the greatest President this country has

ever had. He only wants to help the average American, because he is a truly selfless saint.


:evilgrin: Offensive enough for you? Huh???? :P

[azmouse]

21. I like the old standard insults like...

I've seen better heads on a glass of beer.

or

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

[rug]

22. You're twisted.

http://www.wetzels.com/experience.php

[Deja Q]

23. I know people worthy of such words.

And even then, they are not worth it.

It's easier on the soul to ignore those pigfucking slimewipes. :D