Nurds

[Floogeldy]

I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one

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Nurds

When I was a young girl
I went to Catholic school
Hung around all the nuns
That was so uncool

All the other girls were wearing
Makeup in fourth grade
But I was not allowed
I wore anklets and prayed

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Paula Duvle dyed her hair
And started going out with boys
I was into homework
And trying to get toys

It was around that time
I discovered what I was
For instance, I said "policeman"
But Paula called them "fuzz"

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Nurds

I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one

Then I went to high school
It really hit me hard
I started finding out that
They were calling me retard

In the gymnasium
I was not a hit
There was something really interesting
About the way my gym suit fit

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Nurds

(Wa wa wa wa wa wa . . . . Du du du du du du . . . . Hey, Adrian? 69! Snake! Hey, come here, come here Adrian. Hey, guess what? Snake! Ooh, ooh, 69!)

I'm so glad I am one.

(Words and Music by Suzzy Roche)