Sunday ZombieNixon Dream Interpretation Thread

[ZombieNixon]

I had another really weird dream last night. The last time I posted a strange dream (the one about CaliforniaPeggy stealing my office chair), I got some really funny interpretations out of the Lounge, so let's see what all y'alls can do with this one.

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I'm walking down the sidewalk to class. I turn the corner to go to the computer science building and all of a sudden the scene shifts from downtown Chicago to outside the school in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Soon, I realize...OH NO!! I'M NAKED!! :o People are pointing at me and staring. "This must be a dream," I think. I try to wake up. I can't, but now I'm at least not naked anymore. I walk in the front door of the school, and remember why I'm back here in my old high school (not really mine, but I think it is) after a year of college; I failed my AP Government class (in reality, I've never failed a class of any kind). Uh-oh. :o I go to the classroom and sit down. My actual old government teacher (who was hot and distracting in low-cut shirts, but a liberal and a good teacher nonetheless) has been replaced by some dowdy old Republican lady who hates me because I'm on GWB's shit list, so she sends me to the vice principal's office. (On the way I run into my old orchestra director who for some reason is about eight feet tall.) When I get to the vice principal's office, I find it occupied by Sen. Dick Durbin who gives me permission to terrorize the school for the rest of the day. FUN, I think. :evilgrin: Then the alarm went off. :evilfrown:

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What does it all mean? :shrug: :D

[miss_american_pie]

1. I would have said typical anxiety dream

until the end. From what do you think Sen Durbin is going to save you? :P

[Ava]

2. hmmm... is durbin running for reelection in 'o6?

:rofl: