Dweezel,Apple,Zowie,what are some other bad celebrity offsping's names?

[Swede]

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[KitchenWitch]

1. Chastity, Elijah Blue

[Crazy Dave]

2. Yeah but...

Cher is still the best female artist ever in my opinion.

[KitchenWitch]

6. You just want to play hide the sausage with her

:evilgrin:

I like Cher as well...

[begin_within]

34. Cher is female?

All this time I thought Cher was a drag queen

[AllegroRondo]

3. Gillete Penn (of Penn and Teller)

named his kid Pilot Inspektor

[philosophie_en_rose]

21. No. Penn Jillette named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter.

Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor for some Scientology reason.

[Orangepeel]

27. Crimefighter as a middle name is beyond stupid, but "Moxie" isn't

I've never heard it before, but it isn't any dumber than "Hope" or "Faith" or any other descriptive characteristic

[Crazy Dave]

4. Some people think that Madonna's daughter's name is strange

"Lourdes" but I think it's a beautiful name for a girl.

[Kat45]

31. Lourdes is a Spanish name; my friend went to school with a girl

named Lourdes, elementary school, back in the sixties.

[calico1]

35. My sister's name is Lourdes.

It is not an uncommon name at all in Spanish speaking countries.

[XNASA]

5. Zowie Bowie's real name is Duncan Jones.

It's not really all that weird at all.

[AllegroRondo]

7. Dweezel was not his given name

his name on his birth certificate was much more common (James or John I think) but his parents always called him Dweezel. When he turned 18 he had it legally changed.

[Zomby Woof]

13. He was six when he changed it

Dweezil was a nickname Frank had for his wife Gail's little toe.

They wanted that to be his birth name, but the Presbyterian Hospital in L.A., the only one doing natural childbirth in 1969, would not let them name him that, stalling them on the paperwork as Gail was in serious labor. So Frank picked band names and strung them together - Euclid James Ian Zappa. (The nurses also did not like that the Zappas named "Music" as their religion, lol)

They always called him Dweezil, so when he was six and found out his real name was boring, he had it legally changed.

As Frank always said, it was the last name that gets you in trouble. :-)

Plus, as he also said, "consider the beauty of a name like Ralph." (No offense to any Ralphs reading this) :D

[gollygee]

8. Tiger Lily

it's kind of a pretty name reallly together, but tiger alone isn't so great.

What are Michael Jackson's kids named?

[philosophie_en_rose]

37. Prince Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson, and Prince Michael II (aka Blanket)

I think that Paris Jackson sounds lovely. But naming a child after an older child seems harsh. The Blanket nickname is more than a little odd.

[XemaSab]

38. I think naming one kid "Prince" is odd

and 2 kids is just messed up.

Trust MJ to win the freak contest. :P

[Arugula Latte]

9. "Pilot Inspektor" -- Jason "My Name is Earl" Lee's baby

Edited -- it's even worse than I first thought -- not "Inspector" but "Inspektor" ... :wtf:

[DS1]

11. Okay, 4 posts up someone else said that's the name of Penn Gillette's kid

What's the deal?

[Arugula Latte]

12. Actually -- Penn's kid is called "Moxie Crime Fighter"

So, you know, that's completely normal ... :eyes:

[AllegroRondo]

14. I stand corrected

I knew he had a screwed up name tho.

[Arugula Latte]

10. "Jermajesty" -- Jermaine Jackson's baby

[asthmaticeog]

15. Why do people get so freaked about "Apple?"

My grandmother's name was "Rose." I have an old friend named "Heather." Another friend has a daughter named "Lily," and his mother is "Olive."

Maybe if the kid was named "Kumquat" I'd take exception, but "Apple" is pretty, and there are plenty of plant names.

[Left Is Write]

17. I agree.

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[Left Is Write]

18. What's wrong with Moses?

[satireV]

20. Because the kids in school will beat him.

Or ridicule him forever.

Thre is no need to name a child such a devisive name.

[Left Is Write]

22. Is it any different than, say, Noah?

It's not like Moses is some made-up, bizarre name.

[satireV]

23. yes it has a different connotation

Let's name the kid Job . . . or Lot. . . .

Again it isn't made up. but it would cause the kids to ridicule him.

[Left Is Write]

24. For heaven's sake. There are any number of names kids can use...

to ridicule others.

My name was used to tease me, and I'm a "Cathy", for crying out loud.

Moses is pretty tame.

[satireV]

28. No worries Cathy :)

I wouldn't have teased you...... :)

I agree Moses is pretty tame, but it IS uncommon, unlike Noah or David.

I was freaked out at the interns naming kids..... urethra or fallopian.

But no talent celebrities like Paltrow seem to think the world revolves around them and the kid is a trophy or something. It's appalling!

[xmas74]

26. Not really.

There is a Moses in my daughter's school and another in my nephew's school.

The name is not as out of fashion as you would think. He probably won't be teased any more than any other kid.

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. I have a cousin named Moses who was never ever in a fight.

:shrug:

[Spider Jerusalem]

19. Jason Lee named his son 'Pilot Inspektor'.

That and Nicholas Cage naming his kid 'Kal-el' are the worst I can think of.

[libodem]

25. Demi Moore and what's his name, Bruce

have weird names for their kids, one is like Rummer or Roomer or something

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Rumor, Scout, and Tallulah Belle.

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie Frou-Frou, and Fifi Trixibelle.

The daughters of Bob Geldof and Paula Yates.

Paula Yates also had a daughter with Michael Hutchence the original singer for INXS. Her name is Heavenly Hiraani Tigerlily.

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. I like the name Apple...It kind of grows on you...

;)

[SmileyBoy]

36. Kurt Cobain's daughter's middle name is "Bean"

Frances Bean Cobain.