A Poem Written By Bertha, Who Can't Access DU at Work

[Mrs. Venation]

Ode To A Staple

A staple is stuck in my keyboard
I can see one lonely crimped end
if I had tweezers or maybe a magnet
I could free it

I turned the rattletrap over
and shook it for all I was worth
all I got for my trouble was dirt and crumbs
from Cheez-It

Often I'm tempted to HIT ANY KEY
but for now my dilemma's not solved
if I can't free the staple from under the U
I can't write FCK IT

[progmom]

1. hahahahahaha

most excellent!

send her our love!! :loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

2. that's great

:rofl:

[djeseru]

3. Sheer brilliance!

I love it! :thumbsup:

[Call Me Wesley]

4. LOL!

:thumbsup:

And a :hi: to Bertha!

[In_The_Wind]

5. LOL!!!

Please tell Bertha ~ I love it!



BTW Good luck on getting her U back.

[ET Awful]

6. LMAO.

:woohoo: for Bertha!

:rofl:

[MissMillie]

7. Pre talent

I'm so prod of her. She shold get herself pblished.

[bertha katzenengel]

11. Pre-talent is right! I was so prod of myself for finding the perfect end-

ing to my cte little 3-verse poem that i didn't realize i had to do something abot the Us. Maybe I'll re-write.

:hi: Miss Millie! Thanks for your nice comment.

GAWD this was fun!

[bigwillq]

8. LOL!

That was cute. :)

[Shine]

9. Too funny!

best to Bertha! :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

10. LOL!

Tell Bertha thanks for the giggle! :rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

12. Well it ain't perfect, bt it sre as hell made people lagh!

I love plling little poems together out of my few gray cells that work. This one took about eight seconds -- the same nmber of seconds as there are Us that sholdn't be there. Oh, well.

What a blast!

PS I got the staple out....

[auntAgonist]

13. I needed a laugh !! that's great. nt.