Post something that didn't really happen to you today.

[Swede]

Did I mention I saw a UFO on the way to work this morning.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I think I forgot to tell everyone that I won the lottery

*smacks forehead*

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I killed a cop.

[APPLE314]

3. TOMORROW

[Strong Atheist]

24. Welcome to D.U.!

:toast:

[JohnKleeb]

4. I learned that shit in math Ive had to do the past couple of months

is useful because I was doing codebreaking for the Agency. God if I could olny take social science courses.

[ThomCat]

5. I quit my job to become a full time volunteer

for good trouble-making causes, and to write trashy fiction too.

[izzybeans]

6. Someone replied to one of my posts.

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Liar.

x(

[izzybeans]

10. Now I must change my post.

How about I wasn't a winey baby today. That fits re: my original post.

[KurtNYC]

8. The post office clerks critiqued my passport photo!

So I went to get my passport renewal at the Post Office this morning. I needed them to take the pictures also. The shoot was in a postal type setting, on a set that evoked the feel of a post office which was furnished in the late 1950s. Lots of grey and brushed aluminum.

They put us in front of a neutral background and said things like "okay, gimme that look that says 'I'm an American tourist! Let me in!" and snapped away. After the pictures came out, they passed them down the row of postal clerks. Each of whom took a brief break from selling stamps and asking if packages contained anything breakable. They were experts on passport photos and it showed in their comments...

"I look at this picture and I don't see a model."
"Just kind of deer-in-the-headlights."
"This is much better than your last passport picture but you still need to work on overcoming that washed-out look."
"I hope that in ten years, when you renew your passport again, you will show us all that fierce model that we know is inside you."

Finally they passed the photo back to the clerk handling passport renewals and I was thrilled when she pulled the photo out of the priority mail envelope (with return receipt requested) and said....

"Congratulations, you're still in the running towards becoming America's next top model."

I walked all the way home on clouds of bliss but then it hit me.

'What about my damned passport renewal?!'

[eyesroll]

9. I got all my work done.

O8)

[atomic-fly]

11. maggie gyllenhall brought me my mail

[leeroysphitz]

12. I was assasinated by donkeys and I think I spent a couple of

hours breaking wine bottles on my ass...

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

13. I got laid .

;)

[Ohio Joe]

20. Hey!!! That happened to me as well

In fact every day for the last few years.:-(

[DrGonzoLives]

14. I had angry, animal-like, grunting sex with Katherine Harris

n/t

[dolo amber]

18. I found this post unhorrifying and erotic

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I didn't.

:cry:

[XemaSab]

15. I saw a Fulvous Whistling Duck

:(

[azmouse]

16. The girl at the grocery checkout was polite to me.

[madinmaryland]

17. The folks at the Motor Vehicle Department were

friendly today. I was actually given great service and was able to get in and out in about 10 minutes!!!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. I sold my antique dining room set for....

$50,000.

[Left Is Write]

22. I won a million dollars in a lottery, then I had my shoes shined.

[ForrestGump]

23. Thanks for the tip

I'm using it to buy a Mercededs. :hug:

[MaggieSwanson]

25. My amazingly handsome dentist

kissed me instead of using Novacaine.