Time for a nonsensical poll. Because YOU demanded it!

[JackDragna]

Poll question: Time for a nonsensical poll. Because YOU demanded it!

Poll question of the day: Why don't fish wear pants?

[Fenris]

1. The Germans

Can't we blame something else on them?

[sasquatch]

5. Hey I took offense to that

me being a third generation Kraut I would love to see fish wear pants :evilgrin:

[DemoTex]

2. Pi, of course.

It is the most irrational of all the choices.

[DagmarK]

8. Yes, Pi. The most irrational yet also the closest to "Universal Truth"

And I have no idea why I think that.

[Alexander]

3. Ve Chermans do not vant "Fish Pants".

Deutschland Uber Alles! :evilgrin:

[boilerbabe]

4. pants inhibit movement!

why would fish want to wear pants when they have all that other cool stuff going on? In the early 80s everyone was trying to emulate the fish by wearing sequins, and shiny spandex! Besides, when you inhibit your ability to move, you sacrifice your autonomy, and everything starts to either tickle or itch.

[mitchum]

6. Because they're hung like seahorses?

[Salviati]

7. It's almost pi....

But not quite.

It's actually the number of seconds in a year (non-leap) divided by 10 million, which is about 0.38% larger than pi...

[Spirochete]

9. Not all fish are naughty naughty

There are angelfish, you know.
On the other hand - I don't think any of them have pockets...