My Sopranos predictions

[Chomskyite]

I thought that I'd offer my now-double-digit reading public a few predictions. I assure you I've seen every episode. I know what I'm talking about, here.

1. The FBI will find some small way of figuring out what Tony and his crew are up to.
2. Johnny Sack will not cop any pleas.
3. Phil Leotardo won't try to kill Tony, but he won't exactly be appeased by Tony Blundetto's blood. Christopher will come to him with information.
4. David Chase will bring oil-rich Arabs into the picture. He did it in The Rockford Files. He'll do it here.
5. Meadow Soprano will gradually edge into Tony's crew.
6. Karma will bite down on Christopher's ass, then sling him round and round, chewing all the while.
7. Paulie Walnuts will try to make a move on Phil Leotardo.
8. Furio will return to New Jersey with more power delegated to him by the Neapolitan mafia queen who lent him out in season 2.

[Chomskyite]

1. Not doing so bad so far.

I never saw the last couple minutes of tonight's eppy coming, though. But I'm not alone on that one.