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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:59 PM
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Is it true that the British eat songbirds?
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:38 PM
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1. I'm going to take this as a yes!
I knew it! x(
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:39 PM
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2. Why I oughtta...
:mad:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:40 PM
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3. Ought to what?
:)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:54 PM
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9. Make you eat a Cerulean Warbler!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:56 PM
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10. I've had Cerulean Warbler once
but I've never eaten one. :D
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:40 PM
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4. Ask your DU boyfriend?
You know the one I mean! Don't play ignorant! :P
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:41 PM
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5. .
:o
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:43 PM
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6. Not that I know of, sweetie
:hi:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:44 PM
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7. Hey billy!
:hi:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:44 PM
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8. Depends how far the snogbirds want to take it
oh

nevermind!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:57 PM
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12. Oh, behave!
:D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 05:00 PM
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13. no
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:57 PM
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11. this guy here eats 'em


Oh, hang on...that wasn't a songbird.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 05:50 PM
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14. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:38 PM
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15. Kick
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