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Wisdom teeth..let me tell you about wisdom teeth. I had an x-ray done. Apparently I did not have enough room for wisdom teeth, so they had to come out. This is my dramatic story (it happened about two years ago)
No problem, said Mr. Dentist, by the looks of them, it shouldn't be too tough to take them out. You don't even need to see a surgeon, I'll do it under local anasthesia.
Okay, said Evoman. Dentists knows what he's doing.
Dentist takes hours to pull them out. Dentist has to drill the jaw bone, then drills tooth as well in half. Oops, says dentist, harder then I thought. Evoman sees specks of blood all over his glasses from all the spattering from the drills, because he is AWAKE THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. The dentist is basically on top of Evoman, pulling on that freaking tooth with all his might while the assitant holds Evoman down. Evoman is almost crying at this point, but he thinks...hey, I'm a tough latino. I can take it. And thats when the anasthetic starts wearing off a little bit. Agonzing pain. Local anasthetic sucks. The burning smell of the drill on his jaw bone starts to get to him. A tear may or may not have come out. He gets that tooth pulled finally, after the dentist decides he cant pull it out in one piece, and instead drills it into chunks. The top tooth fares better. Lots of blood, and lots of painful pulling, but at least no drilling. After that, Evomans face swells up to about 5 times it size. If finally goes down about a week later. Two days after that, it starts swelling up again, mysteriously. Apparently, jackoff dentist left a jagged piece of tooth in there, and now Evoman has a terrible, pus-filled infrection. Dentist cuts him open again to pull it out. Finally its all done. Except now, Evoman has an appointment in another month to go back for the other two teeth. This time it fares MARGINALLY better....
My advice dude....if your not going under, then cancel your appointment. If you have a competent dentist, your going to be fine.
Evoman
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