How NOT to FLIRT online by yvr girl

[yvr girl]

A message I received from a complete stranger with my comments inserted.


Hello sweetie (A little familiar don't you think.) my name is john and am 42years old divouced (Spelling counts when trying to make a first impression) ..and am located in texas,i have 2 kids named stephanie and edward..and they are 14 and 11 years old so (I'm having trouble with the logic of this statement) i realy like to know you more better if you want to talk to me you can add me to your yahoo messanger so that anytime (Potential stalker)you are online i will beable to talk to you okay.i never kneew i can meet someone like you here and i wish to have you as my.... (Not going to happen) okay talk to you later.
If only I'd known that you were out there, then I could have been searching long before I met you. If only I'd known that there was a woman like you, (You know NOTHING about me - I haven't even filled out my profile yet. You've seen my picture.) I could have searched the ends of the earth. If only I'd known that I would someday meet someone like you,wel i love to know you more better and here is my [email protected] forward to hear back form you and as for my pics i will show you that later.. (No thanks.)


I know this might be classified as snarky, but I think he's a bit over-the-top for a first contact.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Agreed. That is over the top for a first contact.

Holy crap. That would scare me a bit if I got something like that from someone with whom I'd never had any contact! :scared:

[yvr girl]

3. Heaven knows I'm an outrageous flirt

but I don't think I scare people.

[SeattleGirl]

14. Well, there IS a difference between flirting and stalking

And besides, that email from that guy was inappropriate in that you apparently had never had any previous contact with him, and he sounds like he's ready to sweep you off your feet and marry you or something. That would scare most people.

[Jamastiene]

2. Yeah, but if you are a great looker, and from what I remember

you are, he may just be smitten with you. Or he could be a stalker. You might could bullshit with him, but I wouldn't share any personal info with him. That's definitely creepy.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I usually open with

"Can I lick your toes?"

[yvr girl]

5. lol

Much better in my opinion.

[SKKY]

6. Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw at "Hot Topic" once...

...it read, "Are you stalking me because that would be really super!"

[trof]

7. Oh this guy is THE ONE.

Absolutely fer sure.
RUN, don't walk.

[leeroysphitz]

8. HEY Baby, I realy like to know you more better to! :) n/t

[Cathyclysmic]

9. Ugh

*I* need a shower after reading that.

[Left Is Write]

10. My guess...

is that he sends the SAME message to every woman he thinks he might have even the slightest chance with.

[RetroLounge]

11. He could be my Flirting Mentor...

Damn. Just, Damn...

:puke:

RL

[yvr girl]

12. You've got that wrong - you're like a guru

Or Yoda...or something.

[RetroLounge]

13. Or Yoda...or something

:rofl:

I have the force on my side. Resistance is futile...

RL

[yvr girl]

15. Oohh, are you going to show me your

light sabre?
















Who's resisting?

[RetroLounge]

16. ...

:rofl:

I better get a passport...

RL

[yvr girl]

17. Allow me to assist you

http://iafdb.travel.state.gov/DetailsForm.aspx?AFID=6838&vs=0

[RetroLounge]

18. Wow! You're good!

I am impressed...

:yourock:

RL

[yvr girl]

19. You don't even know the half of it

:*

[RetroLounge]

20. Not yet...

:D

RL

[RevCheesehead]

28. Jeezus Cripes!

Do I have to turn the fire hose on ya??

[yvr girl]

29. Can other people see these posts?

:eyes: :blush:

[RetroLounge]

37. Oh man, Ithought this was a private chat

:blush::blush::blush::blush:

RL

[RetroLounge]

36. Ah, there you are...

Missed you...

:hi:

RL

[TennesseeRain]

21. Wanna do it?

It was worth a shot! I figured I couldn't do any worse that THAT guy!

Of course, I am a girl, so that might be a problem for you.

[yvr girl]

22. You're not really my type

But good approach. lol

[TennesseeRain]

23. Hey Baby, I wanna get with you?

:shrug:

[khashka]

24. Like to know you more better?

If he could actually speak English?

For stalker boy.... I've been trying to interest her for a long time. No dice. The girl has high standards. If I don't rate.... trust me, you don't stand a chance with her.

Of course, on the other hand, it is funny. Sad but funny.


Khash.

[yvr girl]

25. Oh, Khash

I just couldn't share you.

[yvr girl]

26. Here's a new one

you cant be a human being..noway..u must be an angel...u are dreamly beaitiful...

A little corny, but he's seriously hot. (the picture he posted is anyway) Too bad he lives in TURKEY.

[TexasLady]

27. not to mention, what are the chances

that those pics are going to be of a very big hairy belly, sans underwear, or maybe donning pink panties, and assorted toys in the background...:puke:

[yvr girl]

30. puppies and kittens, puppies and kittens, puppies and kittens

Ewwww

[Huckebein the Raven]

31. Just a tad....

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

32. A big tad

Really big.

[Huckebein the Raven]

33. yep

:scared:

[DS1]

34. maybe he's got the pole to match

:hide:

[yvr girl]

35. Still, I wouldn't want to touch his pole

with a... 10 foot pole.

[GalleryGod]

38. Back-Off,Dude!