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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:20 PM
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If Tom Cruise fell in a lake, I doubt he could act wet.
Edited on Thu Feb-16-06 03:20 PM by tjwash
BWAHAHAHAHA.

You know what, bartcop can be awfully annoying sometimes, but that one WAS pretty funny...]
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:23 PM
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1. I never really check out bartcop
but that IS pretty damn funny!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:25 PM
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2. It's fucking true.
I gotta remember that line!

And if Chuck Norris fell in a lake, he wouldn't get wet - the lake would get Chuck Norrised!
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:26 PM
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3. !
Oh that one is GOLD! :rofl:

Was that one improvised on the spot? If so I salute you!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:28 PM
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4. No, I got that off the chuck norris website
I can't claim it.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:32 PM
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5. That's right, and when Chuck Norris does a pushup...
...he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:34 PM
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6. And he's not sleeping - he's waiting.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:36 PM
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8. And he's so fast...
...he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 04:50 PM
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9. And hurricane Katrina? Just the wind from one of his roundhouse kicks.
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:36 PM
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7. I love Bartcop!
He saved my sanity right after Bush got elected, and even more so after 9/11, when I thought I was the only person in America who though Bush was an incompetent fool.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 06:09 PM
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10. I love BC, but he's going to far on this...
I'm going to send him a nasty email...
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