So just curious if I went hunting with one of you and shot you in the face

[LynneSin]

just what kind of criminal charges would come up against a regular old civilian like myself?

[qnr]

1. Just put me into a coma so I don't have to know about it when Cheney

runs over to give me CPR

[LynneSin]

5. No, there's no cheney

it's just you, me, my trusty hunting rifle and some quails

I mean, if I wasn't the VP of the United States while kind of responsibility do I carry for my accident?

[qnr]

8. Well, I probably wouldn't press charges myself - the authorities might

not be so lenient though. However, whatever happens - you'd be the one explaining to my wife why I happened to be out hunting with you; alone except for the quail(s?).

[LynneSin]

10. your wife could come along too

although you know how reckless we can get while quail hunting

[In_The_Wind]

2. Gee LynneSin. I don't know.

[LynneSin]

7. If it makes you feel better the closest I come to owning a gun

is a water gun I use to train my cats. So as long as you don't go clawing my sofa or jumping on top of my entertainment center you should be ok!

[In_The_Wind]

11. Don't shoot me! I promise I won't ...

claw your sofa or jump on your entertainment center ...
Plus ~ I'll leave my registered and licensed gun at home if I rome down that a way.

[LynneSin]

12. I guess my water gun ain't gonna help me any is it

Maybe I'll just have to sic Evita on you - you should see what she does to songbirds!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Depends on which one of me you shot.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. I think she should shoot the third r from the left right off your name.

It's always bothered me. :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I'd probably let you get away with it...just that once...you being Thelma

and all...

[LynneSin]

6. Don't worry, with you and me it's Us & Baby Panda vs. the World

:bounce: