my Yak Drowned in My Scorpion Bowl and BOY am I HUNGOVER!

[matcom]

sure Matcom. you just HAD to order a FULL Scorpion Bowl last night at the Chinese Restaurant didn't you?

and I just BET it tasted soooooo good going down with all that Bacardi 151 on fire didn't it?

YOU thought YOU were king SHITE for being able to finish the WHOLE THING didn't you?

DUMBASS! :hangover:

[molly]

1. Just 1 - you had just 1?

what exactly is a Scorpion Bowl?

[PunkinPi]

2. here,

have a drink, you'll feel better. :evilgrin:

:beer:

[maxanne]

3. 2 ways

to prevent a hangover. Don't drink - or don't stop.

[sam sarrha]

8. Thats easy, if i drink i CANT stop, and it isnt a pretty sight..

...:toast: ..:puke: :hangover:

[maxanne]

10. likewise, Sam

though I favored the don't stop method for 20 years.

[Amaya]

4. Here

I'll pour you a cup joe and rub your temples.
Poor thing. :(

[peekaloo]

5. did you eat the gardenia?

x(

[trof]

6. hair of the dog

Scorpion Bowl

6 oz. Orange juice, 4 oz. Lemon juice, 1 1/2 oz. Orgeat syrup, 6 0z. Puerto Rico Rum, 1 oz. Brandy

Blend with 2 cups crushed ice and pour into tiki bowl. Add ice cubes to fill. Garnish with a gardenia. Serves 2 to 4.

[sam sarrha]

7. i passed out at the table from MSG, my wife thought i was drunk..

what was worse the chinese bussboys carried me out to the car and i woke up when the car stopped..but she hadnt stopped yelling at me. i gues the bussbys knew the cause and wanted me to die somewhere else. ive been sober for 4 years. took some explaining.......DONT eat the shrimp!!!

[DS1]

9. Scorpions bite, dude

Have a beer, it'll smooth you out :evilfrown:

[Hubert Flottz]

11. It's a good thang you never got to the second drink!

It would have been Yakpiss! Here have a Lard Sammich with bacon grease!