Name a "real" band you'd like to see on American Idol

[DS1]

I'd have to go with Type O Negative, so Peter Steele can beat Simon over the head with his bass guitar

[jpgray]

1. The reunited Kinks--I'm talking Pete Quaife, Mick Avory and both Davieses

Simon's head could be split open with a thrown guitar or high-hat.

[DS1]

2. Or maybe cut in half right through the teeth with a cymbal

which could be a high-hat, I'm not sure

[jpgray]

3. High-hats possess cymbals

And yeah, I'm talking another "you're banned from touring in the States" incident here.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Robert Fripp and Brian Eno. Einsturzende Neubauten. Kraftwerk.

Sonic Youth.

Pink Floyd.

[DS1]

5. I shouldn't have started this thread, it's dumb

It was just the idea of this guy



breaking Simon in half

oh well, one can dream

[jpgray]

7. Maybe it's not the thread, but the people in it

:D

[no name no slogan]

6. Throbbing Gristle-- they've got a new record out 20 March 2006

a sure-fire ratings hit with the 18-to-35s.

[skygazer]

8. Celine Dion

Just so I could see Simon tell her how lousy she really is.

Hey, I can dream too.

[Fenris]

9. Either the Dwarves or a reincarnated GG Allin

[swag]

20. Yeah, the Dwarves.

The little guy could fuck the bloody rabbit.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. There is really only one band up the task of making Simon's head explode.

These guys:

[matcom]

11. fucking TRAITOR!

there is only ONE band ready to give Simon a wedgie :eyes:

[DS1]

12. You denied me my weekly Kraft Mac & Cheese stipend

for TOO MANY MONTHS!

You think I LIKE having my real hair fall out? :grr:

[matcom]

13. that is because i put you on a fucking diet

your rice cakes are in the mail. you can't even FIT into your leather parachute pants anymore! x(

you will thank me someday. oh yes, you will.

[LaurenG]

14. the who (if it were possible)

He'd (Simon) be speechless in more ways than one.

[LaraMN]

15. NIN- for strictly shallow reasons-

the foremost being Trent Reznor ogling.

[yellowdogmi]

16. The Bad Examples.

[enigmatic]

17. Fear

[Swede]

18. I love TON.

Listen to them every day.

[swag]

19. Since I saw Blixa give a riveting performance a few nights back,

I have to go with Einsturzende Neubauten

[BushOut06]

21. Johnny Rotten in his prime

That would be interesting to see.

[WCGreen]

22. Sparks.....

Cause they always have something for the girl with everything....

[jpgray]

23. It would be Amateur Hour no more

:D