everyone invest in Kleenex

[LSK]

I have been blowing my nose for 2 days straight. Doesnt it ever run out??

Im sick sick sick!!! :grr:

[MissMillie]

1. you're what I call

a phlegm-head!

I hope you feel better soon!

[xchrom]

2. eeeewwwww -- oh god -- blech -- eeeewww

:puke:

ppphghghththreegghjjhhgf!

[Call Me Wesley]

3. I feel a cold coming too ...

Dodald Rubsfeld is gibbing the Bresidet his daily briiebing. He cocludes by sayeed, "Yesterday, dree Braziliad sodejers were killed."

"OH DOE!" the Bresident exclaibs. "That's derrible!"

His staff sits stud add this disblay ob ebotion, nerbously wadjing as the bresident sits, head in hads.

Fidally, the Bresident looks ub and acks, "How bany is a brazilliod?"

[LSK]

4. oh my bog!!!!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

5. LMAO!

:rofl:



:hi:




:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Heidi is not laughing,

she just accused me of "exbloifing" the "code" in her "dose."

Oh, the hubadity of id all.

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

11. oh no

There is a rumor about this joke and kittens ...
Have you heard about that?

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Yes, I have it on good authority

that everytime a person tells the brazilion joke, a beautiful healthy litter of kittens is born and each kitten is adopted into a loving liberal home. :thumbsup:

Glad to do my part. :hi:

[LSK]

13. you got that right!!!

[In_The_Wind]

15. Maybe this is what I was thinking about instead.

:hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

16. Yes, or this:

[In_The_Wind]

17. Excellent!

[no name no slogan]

7. And I thought this was going to be a sex thread

:hide:

[tigereye]

8. yes

that was all we were doing around here for the past 2 weeks as various family members got it. That cold is a nasty sucker.

note: vaseline creamy lotion is very helpful.

Hope you feel better.

[LSK]

10. how long did you have it?

Ive had it since Sunday in one form or another.

Started with sore throat/minor fever

Yesterday and today its been blowing the nose like crazy and slight cough.

[tigereye]

18. about a week!

sore throat started last Friday, then talking like Marlena Dietrich, then coughing, then runny nose, and now, mostly back to normal.

Sleep, Advil, and tea seem to do the trick. But it's a nasty one. A lot of folks seem to have it.

[In_The_Wind]

9. Thanks for the tip!

BTW ~ I'm sorry you're sick!

[Heidi]

14. By sybpathy.

Really. This is the absolute worst code I'b ebber had, and hour by hour, I fide Call Be Wesley and his dab Brazilian joke less fuddy. He just e-bailed it to be, for dogsake. :grr: I cad rud, bud I caddot hide. :cry:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. Check. Kleenex.

Jan. 26, 2006

KIMBERLY-CLARK

DALLAS Tissue and diaper maker Kimberly-Clark Corp., squeezed between rising costs for raw materials and relatively flat prices on store shelves, said Tuesday that fourth-quarter earnings tumbled 17 percent.

The maker of Kleenex tissues and Scott paper towels also warned that higher costs, especially for energy, will cut into profit during the early part of the new year until recently announced price hikes take hold.

Shares of Kimberly-Clark fell 93 cents or 1.6 percent, to $58.78, in afternoon trading on the New York Stock Exchange.

Fourth-quarter profit declined to $371.1 million, or 79 cents per share, from $445.3 million, or 91 cents per share, a year earlier.

[redqueen]

20. Yup, here too.

Did you get a backache? First cold I've ever had that included a backache. :wtf:

[LSK]

21. no backache, maybe you got a different one

[redqueen]

22. Oh... lucky me.

the other stuff sounded the same, is why I asked. Started Sat night with a headache; then add a sore throat; then fever, chills, aching all over on Sunday. Monday and Tuesday I thought a small lump of burning coal had taken up residence in my throat. Been getting better since then, except for the coughing and sneezing...