I think outdoor cats should be breaded in corn flakes before frying!

[XemaSab]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


And there's my 10,000th post! :D

[LSK]

1. thats it!!!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[XemaSab]

2. OMG! You don't know how special you've made this thread!

I was hoping to post the Brazilian joke for my 10,000th post, but I lost track of my posts!

:cry:

You did it for me! Thank you so much!

:cry:










































And for 10,001:


Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[LSK]

5. congrates on 10k!!!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[XemaSab]

6. Thanks! It means a lot to me!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[blindpig]

3. After removing the buckshot!

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

4. With an order of Pit Bull soup on the side.

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. OMG! You win, best post ever!!

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

8. You are a very, very bad person.

Very. Bad. Person.

:spank:

[Benfea]

9. Argggghhhh! *pulls hair out*

I've only been on this board for a few days and I'm already sick to death of that @$#% joke! There're 42 brazillion Bush jokes out there, can't you alternate or something?

*sob*

[XemaSab]

10. There is only *one* Brazilian joke!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Benfea]

11. *cry* -NT

[FuzzySlippers]

13. There, there, dear. Dry your eyes. *pat on shoulder*

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Benfea]

19. Maybe if I gouge my own eyes out, I won't have to read that joke anymore

Think it'll work?

[ProfessorGAC]

20. We Can Have Someone Read It Aloud!

The Professor

[liberalpress]

21. OK. I'm your hucklebarry... here goes:

DONALD RUMSFELD IS GIVING THE PRESIDENT HIS DAILY BRIEFING. HE CONCLUDES BY SAYING: "YESTERDAY, 3 BRAZILIAN SOLDIERS WERE KILLED."

"OH NO!" THE PRESIDENT EXCLAIMS. "THAT'S TERRIBLE!"

HIS STAFF SITS STUNNED AT THIS DISPLAY OF EMOTION, NERVOUSLY WATCHING AS THE PRESIDENT SITS, HEAD IN HANDS.

FINALLY, THE PRESIDENT LOOKS UP AND ASKS, "HOW MANY IS A BRAZILLION?"

[Benfea]

22. OK, bad idea.

Perhaps I should become a serial killer and stalk you all.

Is there a manual I can read somewhere? I could use a few pointers on this stuff.

[ProfessorGAC]

24. That Was Loud Enough

Thanks
The Professor

[BikeWriter]

12. Poor Ben, an overdose of Brazilian jokes is tragic!

:(

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. You should be banned ........

:hi:

[XemaSab]

15. For what?

:popcorn:

[NMMNG]

16. In honor of your 10,000th post

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[Vektor]

17. Tell that to this load:

And good luck finding a box of corn flakes containing enough material to sufficiently coat his corpulent physique.

:rofl:

[Robeson]

18. Why do you hate the kittens?......

....:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

23. Didn't you hear that God kills a kitten every time

someone tells the brazilian joke?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


:evilgrin: