THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:

[CatWoman]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over




Miners Refuse to Work after Death




Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant




War Dims Hope for Peace




If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile




Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide




Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge




New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group




Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft




Kids Make Nutritious Snacks




Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half




Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors




And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead