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hatredisnotavalue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 06:14 PM
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Two squirrels making whoopee on the windowsill of our garage
Edited on Wed Feb-01-06 06:32 PM by hatredisnotavalue


I am so glad we spent the extra $10,000 while building the house to build this garage. One bay houses the car we can't drive in the winter and the other bay, the Kubota tractor. The every-day $20,000 car sits in the yard getting hammered by all of the crap a Maine winter can throw at it.

And of course it was SO nice of us to spend the extra money to install the windows so the red f*in squirrels have a warm place and beautiful view to procreate.

You bet I am bitter.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 06:17 PM
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1. And some people think I've gone nuts.
:rofl:

I'm sorry you're bitter, but you ARE helping God's little creatures. O8)
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 06:19 PM
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2. Another bride, another groom
Edited on Wed Feb-01-06 06:19 PM by trof
Another sunny
Honeymoon;
Another season,
Another reason
For makin' whoopee.

A quiet service,
A lot of rice,
The groom is nervous
He answers twice.
It's really killing
That he's so willing
To make whoopee.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 06:27 PM
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3. "whoppie"? Maybe "whoopie"?
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 06:29 PM
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4. Those red squirrels in this state....
They's cuckoo!

:hi: from one Mainer to another!
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hatredisnotavalue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 06:34 PM
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6. Hey Mainer...where you from?
I am in Dexter
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 09:24 PM
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7. Greater Portland...
Not the city itself, or So' Po', but just south. :D :D I am too discreet to give more.
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hatredisnotavalue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 06:33 PM
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5. okay.. I corrected the spelling of whoopee
It's not a word I spell out every day...!
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 09:28 PM
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8. Whoppie sounds like a good name for a squirrel, actually.
:D
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 09:29 PM
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9. At least they're in the garage and not the attic.
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Sheri Donating Member (133 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 09:41 PM
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10. good for the squirrels!
O8)

love is the answer.
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 10:18 PM
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11. Squirrel porn!
Now I've seen everything!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 10:24 PM
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15. But that picture is not pornographic. They are not engaged in sex there.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 10:19 PM
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12. I'm SO hitting alert on you, buster!
:rofl:

Even the car "sits in the yard getting hammered"! :rofl:
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zone Donating Member (376 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 10:21 PM
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13. He's just putting his nuts in a safe place for the winter.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 10:22 PM
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14. your in for it now!
I live in the Babble-belt and I'm calling a minister on you! Showing damn squirrel-porn... how decadent can it get!
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 10:30 PM
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16. Is this a sex thread?
;)

Just think you will have even more red squirrels next year making more whoopie in your garage.
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 10:30 PM
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17. Cheap Bastard! You could pipe in some Barry White already!n/t
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zone Donating Member (376 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 10:32 PM
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18. Maybe the Chimpmunks doing a Barry White cover?
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