Too funny to be made up names:

[Robb]

I kid you not, the regional Narconon PR rep is named Crystal Mathis. :rofl:

Beat that. :spank:

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. The Sox just signed center field

Coco Crisp

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Best. Name. Ever!

:rofl:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. If they don't make a cereal with that name, it's just a crime.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Yes, but "Coco" is a nickname.

It's a fucking GREAT nickname, but a nickname just the same.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. Yeah, but we got Fruity Pebbles at third

and Tucan Sam on first

[GOPisEvil]

7. I think Frankenberry would make a good closer.

:D

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. Beats his real name

"Cookie"

[meow2u3]

21. That's his sister's name

Or his wife's -- Cookie Crisp. I wonder if their kid's named Burntooa?

[tuvor]

3. The leader of the Canadian New Democratic Party's name is...

...Jack Layton.

[Lisa]

30. the cattle-insemination expert in the town where I used to live ...

... had the unfortunate surname "Dickhout".

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. I had a pediatrician as a child named Dr. Bonz....

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. When my dad had prostate cancer

his urologists were Dr. Sugar and Dr. Sweet.

[SeattleGirl]

23. My doc has a partner named Dr. Pepper

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Does he/she give samples?

Could be worth the drive.

[GOPisEvil]

9. There's a uroligist here named Dr. Richard Chopp.

:D

[Burma Jones]

11. Baltimore Urologist Dr. Seymour Wiener

Also, as a teenager, I saw a Psychiatrist when my folks split up, His Name, Lawrence Brain....

[tuvor]

16. Too funny.

I can only picture Bart Simpson giving Moe a call.

[RevCheesehead]

13. Actual church members of mine:

Hugh Mann and Dovie Cude.

[u4ic]

14. I had a dr named Dick Au (pronounced owww)

[kedrys]

15. Bob Ctvrtlik

Played for the U.S volleyball team in the 80s. I always thought he should go large and drop the only surviving vowel in his name. :D

[JVS]

17. I knew a man named Richard Wood once

He insisted on being called Dick.

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. My Great Grandpa's name was Richard Dick.

He went by Dick Dick. sigh...

[begin_within]

19. My father had a co-worker named Minerva Texas Snodgrass

[zone]

20. Heidi can testify to this...

We had a town manager on one of the local reporting beats named Dick Dangler.

[SeattleGirl]

24. *snork*!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[fizzgig]

22. a dentist here in town

dr. mangle

that's always good for a laugh

[yvr girl]

25. Guy in town named Bob Loblaw

Say it out loud.

[XemaSab]

26. There's an OB-GYN in DC

named Harry Beaver.

[Dogmudgeon]

28. Jesse James Heard III

Pronounced "Jesse James Heard the Third". A friend of my father's.

One summer in my youth, I worked at ETS reviewing financial aid applications. One of the applicants' first name was Latrina.

An investment banker wrote a couple compilations of names; they were edited together into John Train's Book of Remarkable Names. I.P. Frili, Dr. Doctor Doctor, Joy Bang, and the twin sisters Comfort and Satisfy Bottoms were listed with much fanfare.

And who forgot Cardinal (Jaime) Sin, Faith Popcorn, and Condoleeza Rice?

--p!

[DanCa]

29. I personally like people named after states like Mr West Virginia.

[DanCa]

31. A town named Sample.

Do you suppose that in all of America that there is a town named Sample. And that as you drive thru it theres a sign that says "Your in Sample?"