Who wins in a fight?

[underpants]

Poll question: Who wins in a fight?

[azmouse]

1. Gilligan!

He's lean and probably really mean after eating all those coconuts!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Yeah, but Shaggy is so fucked up on drugs, he won't know enough

to fall down in pain, or realize that he has a broken leg, or that his heart has stopped beating.

[azmouse]

3. All Gilligan would have to do

is pretend to be a ghost in a haunted amusement park and Shaggy's sorry ass would run away.

[JVS]

10. Shaggy on a PCP rampage is a scary thought

[kick-ass-bob]

4. You can't be serious!

It has to be Shaggy, because Shaggy will make Gilligan slip & slide into a washing machine that ends up flying across the room (because of the fan and ironing board, of course) and into the elevator before crashing after exiting said elevator with Shaggy sitting on top of the dazed and confused Gilligan.

[underpants]

5. Am I supposed to believe

that they carry an ironing board with them in the van and/or that they had one aboard for a three hour tour?

[kick-ass-bob]

6. Well, duh!

How else would they iron Ginger's dresses????

:eyes:

[underpants]

8. Which explains

why they didn't use it to FIX THE HOLE IN THE BOAT

D'oh!

[Radical Activist]

7. Is scooby helping Shaggy?

If so Shaggy wins hands down. Actually, I think Shaggy would kick Gilligans ass either way.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Shaggy has the kung-fu grip.

But Gilligan's left arm can be removed and replaced by a band-saw.

So I call it a draw.

[JVS]

11. Zoiks! I think shaggy would win unless he forfeits by running away at...

top speed, which given all his previous behavior is very probable.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Right. And the running away would be proceeded by several seconds

of vigorous, 360 degree leg spins accompanied by the sounds of bongo playing, which immobilizes any opponent, especially seafaring ones.