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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:35 PM Original message |
Thread for awkward small talk |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:35 PM Original message |
A-yep.... |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
58. Oh. Sorry. I thought you had left. Um......... |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. Quite a dry stretch of weather we are having. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
2. Hey, nice hat. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. That's not a hat. Uh... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:38 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. I saw a bird once. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:49 PM Response to Reply #15 |
37. That's funny, it doesn't look Bluish |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
3. stammering attempt to answer, resulting ultimately in a non-response |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
4. My boobs hurt. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:37 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Not if your intention was |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:45 PM Response to Reply #10 |
26. hehehe |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:47 PM Response to Reply #26 |
34. Well... |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
5. how bout that jpgray |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:03 PM Response to Reply #5 |
59. Soooo... did anyone see the game last night? |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
6. Sooooooo........ |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
7. Nahhh. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:37 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. A/S/L |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:41 PM Response to Reply #12 |
19. ????? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:43 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. . |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:42 PM Response to Reply #12 |
22. hahahahaha... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:44 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. *stammer* |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:46 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. Ohhhhhhhhh |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:53 PM Response to Reply #31 |
52. So, do you have any brothers or sisters? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
9. do you have a recipe for sauerbraten? |
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Ryano42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
11. Ummmm...uh...wanna dance ahhhhh oooo |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:39 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. You threw up in high school? |
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Ryano42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:51 PM Response to Reply #17 |
43. Almost did... |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
13. I've got a headache |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
14. HEY, IS THIS THE NAMBLA PARTY? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:43 PM Response to Reply #14 |
24. No, this is the NAMBLA Soirée |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
16. redqueen's boobs hurt |
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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
18. These are really interesting water glasses. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:41 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Naw, they were a promotion down at the gas station. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:42 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. No, each one came from one of the seven temples of Bethchedruharazeb |
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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:46 PM Response to Reply #21 |
32. We have yoga at the community center on Thurdays. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:47 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Keep your stretchy mysticisms away from me! |
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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:52 PM Response to Reply #33 |
46. The yoga is wonderful but I keep running into that Stevens woman... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:48 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. I'm busy Thursdays... |
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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:54 PM Response to Reply #35 |
55. You can come to the pancake breakfasts on Saturday morning. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:59 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. I'm allergic to eggs. |
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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:05 PM Response to Reply #57 |
61. Then eat the fucking pancakes goddamn it! |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:19 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. Pancakes have eggs in them... |
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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:46 PM Response to Reply #64 |
69. Not all, some do. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
27. Hey, nice socks! |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:46 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Fuck the wife |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
29. So, um... where did you um... grow up... um.. and stuff? |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
30. speaking of small talk - still no Shell Beau? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:48 PM Response to Reply #30 |
36. Are you implying she's short? That's pretty low. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:50 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. i dont know, maybe she is??? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:49 PM Response to Reply #30 |
39. *throws self prostrate on the floor* |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:51 PM Response to Reply #39 |
45. Dude, you might want to pick up your prostate. It's on the floor. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:53 PM Original message |
I was supplicating myself at the name of "The One". |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
38. Is it hot in here? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:50 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. I could crack a window... If it's okay with you. |
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progmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
41. did you see that one episode of degrassi jr high? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:52 PM Response to Reply #41 |
47. Nah, it tastes funny. |
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MsAnthropy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
44. Cold enough for ya? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:52 PM Response to Reply #44 |
49. What, the coffee or the soup? |
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MsAnthropy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:53 PM Response to Reply #49 |
53. Are you gonna eat that? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
48. How's your momnem? |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
50. So, uhm, tell me something about you. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
51. Your kids are stupid and your wife is ugly |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:54 PM Response to Reply #51 |
54. That is life. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
56. Whoo! Lentils. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
60. Sooo....how 'bout that football game? .... They were sure.... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:21 PM Response to Reply #60 |
65. I saw a player in real life once. |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
62. eh, not really...you? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
63. I have this rash. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:22 PM Response to Reply #63 |
66. Try soaking it in brine... |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
67. So...what do you think of this "Music Television"? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:26 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. It did once... |
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ucmike (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
70. i know this guy who has a dog. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 05:54 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Dogs like me cuz I'm crazy sniffable. |
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ucmike (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 06:01 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. yeah. dogs like to smell stuff. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
73. So. Um... how about that local sports team? |
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