Oh yeah!!! I'm gonna be rich

[johnnie]

Got this in my email


Hello,
I am Mohammed Abacha, the eldest son of the late president of Nigeria,
General Sani Abacha. I was falsely accused me of murder and as such
was imprisoned, but thanks to Allah, I have been released for my
innocence.Well dear friend I need your assistance in
transferring some of my money into your account, because the government
is making plans to seize them, as they did to my father's own. Please
view this site and read it's content carefully,

the amount is $20million in a Security company Abroad. All that is
needed is to have a trust worthy and capable person to act on my
behalf to claim the money from the Security Company.Once I have your
assurance instructions will be given to the company to deal with you
as beneficiary to receive the box. I will remunerate you with 10% of
the total funds as compensation for your assistance, Five percent (5%)
would be set aside to take care of all expenses we may incur during
the transaction.

To indicate your interest, contact me urgently and confidentially for more
information and the roles you will play in this business. All the
legal information concerning this Money will be sent to you as soon as we
agree together.

I have been confined only to within the country only, So I will get
you the needed information with my secret phone number. If this proposal
satisfies you, please contact me immediately with your full names,
telephone and fax numbers through my email address.
I expect your reply through my email address:

Thanks for your cooperation.

Best Regards.
Mohammed Abacha.



I just quit my job and told the boss to shove it up his ass. I ordered a hot tub already and bought tickets to the Caribbean. See ya later suckers!!
:headbang:

[Dark]

1. No you won't. I got that e-mail and already set up a transfer of funds.

Soon, I'll be the one that's rich!

[johnnie]

6. Oh oh

I'm starting to think I got scammed.

[LynneSin]

2. Oh goodie, can I have about $10k please

thanks sweetie :loveya:

[johnnie]

7. Well, I would

But it looks like I'm not the only person who got this email. I might have a hot tub I can sell ya though. :)

[Call Me Wesley]

3. Ha!

I'm Mohammed Abacha and keep it!

[WeRQ4U]

4. Why that two timin' son of a bitch.

He sent me the same letter yesterday. And to think I trusted him.

[johnnie]

8. Did you quit your job too?

If so tell me where because I think I might be needing one.

[RebelOne]

5. Send this letter in reply.

This is one that I send to those Nigerian scammers and some of them have even replied back.

And I also send this link
http://www.personaldetails.freeserve.co.uk

Dear Sir,

Thank you very much for writing to me. I am Conchita and I am so poor that I have no last name, as my father could not afford one for me. We live on a small island in the South Pacific and are the only family that has lived here for the past one hundred years.

Unfortunately, we have eaten almost everything on the island except for the dirt and two skinny dogs that are too old to scratch fleas. Fortunately, we ate all the fleas so there are none left for the dogs to worry about.

I am so pleased that you have offered to send us all that money. We have not seen money for the last three generations as we have no place to spend it and no means of getting to a place where we could spend it if we wanted to. I can assure you that we will take excellent care of your funds and invest them wisely. Our plan for the money is as follows:

1. We want to build a deep-water port in Williwilli, our little lagoon here on the island.

2. We then want to bring in a barge with an electrical generator so that we can have electricity on the island once again. We haven't had electricity in over two hundred years because the last generator broke down and we have no parts to repair it.

3. We want to build a school here so the children can learn to read and write. It is really hard to create email messages with no electricity and no knowledge of reading or writing skills.

4. We then want to install a phone company so we can communicate with the outside world and meet more wonderful people like you and your blessed family.

5. We then want to build a satellite cable system so we can watch television and see all the latest fights in the world. We don't have those here and miss them very much. We think that we could probably hook up a computer to the cable or telephone lines so we could send email messages to our newfound friends when we get them.

6. We want to build a grocery store so we have a place to buy things like bubble gum and candy, something we have never had here.

7. We will then need to build a road from our cave to the grocery store so we can get there. Of course, we will need a car to drive on the road or there will be no point in having a road, will there?

8. If we get a car we will need gas and oil but maybe we could just take some from the electrical generator and save that money for a beauty salon, something we really need here. Have you seen the women around here? They are just awful looking.

9. Of course, we will have to build a church so we have a place to go and be thankful for the gifts you have offered us.

Once all these things have been completed, if there is any money left we would like to use it to build a house to live in. The hole we use for an outhouse is rapidly filling up since we began receiving your letters of appeal and we will need to move soon as the cave will be unbearable to live in during hot weather. Air conditioning in our new house would be nice too.

It is too bad that I am only eight years old. If I were older I could come and visit you if you sent me an airplane ticket and an airplane with pontoons on it so it could land in the lagoon. One of my grandchildren would like to come and visit you also, if you don't mind.

I shall patiently await the arrival of the next bottle with your message telling us when the money will be here. Thank you again, for your kind generosity; it is sincerely appreciated.


Conchita