What is the best Alito nickname?

[huskerlaw]

Poll question: What is the best Alito nickname?

In honor of the Republican who "accidentally" called him Scalito in the hearings yesterday, what is the best nickname you've heard for Samuel Alito?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Prevaricating Scumbag.

Perhaps that's not specific enough. :shrug:

[huskerlaw]

2. Works for me!

Come on peeps, play along! :)

[GOPisEvil]

3. Naz-ito

OK, so maybe that's a tad strong, but who cares? ;)

[huskerlaw]

4. ...

:spray:

I don't think it's too strong at all. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

5. How about Sam "Turn Back The Clock" Alito?

http://www.pfaw.org/pfaw/general/default.aspx?oid=20029

Not as sexy as Nazito, but I wanted to post this link. What a freaking scumbag.

[meow2u3]

6. Scalito and Scalia are probably both Opus Dei

Elitist scum posing as devout Catholics. Gives real devout Catholics a bad name.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Asshole.

[Crazy Dave]

8. Other

I've been calling him "Alito Bandito"

[BlueIris]

9. Smallito.

Hence his need to control women, fuck over every citizen who isn't a white male, advance the interests of the Patriarchy and abuse his own power.

[Gatchaman]

10. How about Dickhead?

Direct and to the point.

[BlueIris]

14. Welcome to DU. I like Smallito, which I think is more "to the point"

because it emphasizes that his obvious obsession with his genitals is localized on his sad, pathetic little insecurities about them, not just the fact that he has them. Also, I'm not a big fan of the term "dickhead." I think it should be one of the forbidden words of DU, just as genital-based slurs directed at women are. Man, now I feel like I killed the joke. Oh, well. Good luck on this site!

[Deja Q]

11. Analingus?

:puke:

[TheBaldyMan]

12. Nomirecordo

[libodem]

13. I keep trying to tell you guys it is:

FUCKALITO... fuckalito on Mars, man

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. Excret-O, Delete-O, Smellslikefeet-o

:silly: