I have scraped the bottom of the barrel at age 42.

[Thtwudbeme]

I just read the People.com story about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Mother of God. It's too early for a cocktail, and besides I have two more classes to attend this afternoon.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. In 42 years you should have learned not to read that stuff

[Thtwudbeme]

2. I am so ashamed

[bigwillq]

3. Well I just read that Eminem and his ex-wife

are planning to get married again!!

Does that count as barrell scrapping??? :shrug:

[Thtwudbeme]

4. This is really sad, but I wouldn't know Eminem or his wife

if they came to my front door--

No, I think the Brad/Angelina/Jennifer story is the bottom of the barrel...I really do.

[bigwillq]

5. I'm not one for Hollywood gossip

but while I was reading at usatoday.com, I skimmed over the short article on Eminem. I like him but could care less about his love life.

Personally, I think him and 50 Cent are getting it on! :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

15. Eminem and Fitty?

Boy, Moby's going to be really hurt... :cry:

[Wapsie B]

6. "If you read it in People you know it's true."

Old marketing slogan of theirs. I just look at the pictures myself. That is whenever I glance thought one.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

7. Oh, gee, does your seminary have a 12-step group for

celebrity gossip addicts? :-)

[kwassa]

8. confession is good for the soul

say three Hail Marys.

[RevCheesehead]

9. You underestimate yourself.

Sometimes, I wish I had cocktails to get thru my classes. (We made do with obnoxiously crunching baby carrots instead>)

Go ahead and have the cocktails. :hi:
Take a thermos, if necessary, and say it's cough medicine.

[Beer Snob-50]

10. the bottom of the barrell people,

is when you look at hte enquirer or star at the checkout line while awaiting to pay for your stuff.

[Pachamama]

11. Me too...but I think w/ all the depressing news, having some Brain Candy

or brain junk food like this is actually a welcome break every now and then....besides, you have to admit, she may get the prize for hottest looking pregnant woman and hottest looking dad... :hi:

Hee hee....My husband gives me a hard time when he sees me curled up with the New York Times and a copy of People Magazine...But I tell him I need the welcome break every now and then...life can be too serious....

[DanCa]

12. I scrapped the bottom of the barrel once

now I am very careful that too make sure the zipper clears the barrel.

[RevCheesehead]

13. ...

:applause:

[JVS]

14. According to Cyprian, "Inside people magazine there is no salvation"

[Montauk6]

16. These publicist-fueled hookups bore me to tears

I'm more fascinated by Ruby & Ossie (RIP) Jessica and Hume (both RIP), and Joanne and Paul; couples who stay married for CENTURIES. Now THAT'S a Hollywood Romance!