10 good reasons FOR birth control:

[Deja Q]

10. Jerry Falwell
9. Pat Robertson
8. Rush Limbaugh (he's big on 100.3 FM, in St Paul :puke: )
7. Phyllis Schlafly
6. Fred Phelps
5. Karl Rove
4. Pat Buchanan
3. Newt Gingrich
2. Jesse Helms
1. Adolf Hitler

[Acryliccalico]

1. What about bush?............n/t

[khashka]

2. The best reason is...... children

Durex condoms used to have commercials like that. They'd show someone disliked and then say "If only his/her parents had used Durex". LOL



Khash.

[Call Me Wesley]

3. Check your PM. (nt)

[Deja Q]

4. We're in America. We don't have PMs here. No Prime Minsters.

:rofl: :spank:

[Call Me Wesley]

5. LOL! (nt)

[Sugar Smack]

6. Orgy.

:patriot:

[Deja Q]

7. !

:rofl:

Yes, it is one's patriotic duty to have orgies... I mean use birth control... I mean use birth control in orgies... :rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. More great reasons for birth control

1. Get that master's degree!
2. Have some idea when you're getting on and off the childbearing merry-go-round.
3. If condoms, cut down on those STDs.
4. Do you see a shortage of human beings in the world? I don't.
5. Show the world you did your homework before you did the nasty.
6. "If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind/And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined/Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared/Be prepared!" (Tom Lehrer, "Boy Scout Song")
7. Some women's health is endangered by pregnancy and childbearing.
8. Some folks ain't cut out to be parents.
9. If more people used it correctly, there'd be fewer abortions. Are you listening, Right-to-Lifers?
10. Abstinence: Let's See How Long You Can Hold Your Breath.